Egg Salad Sandwich

(n) the product of ejaculating a hefty amount jizz on some broad's butthole with the intention of then rimming her out

Yo nigga, last night I made my girlfriend an egg salad sandwich, but then my dog got to it before I could...

by RawsJoostin July 19, 2011

Shit in my salad

To ruin somebody's day, job, idea or creation. To ruin something.

Example #1 - Jerry just took a big shit in my salad when he told the boss that it was my idea to only hire undocumented laborers.

Example #2 - That waiter shit in my salad when he shit in my salad.

by Malfador March 3, 2011

put dressing on that salad

Combining felching with salad tossing

Put some dressing on that salad, beeyatch.

by Mr Hypocrite April 29, 2004

ovarian garden salad

Nasty stuff one may get when going down on a woman who miscarried or underwent an abortion.

I met this amazing chick in the pub, and was looking forward to gowing down on her. What I hadn't reckoned with was the fact that she underwent an abortion not that long ago, so I got some nasty ovarian garden salad.

by Novartza November 7, 2008

ba$ed salad

A salad who chills on the Internet, mostly Twitter.

"ALL HAIL BA$ED SALAD"

by semenprincess January 29, 2014

tuna box salad

the act of slobbing female genitalia; Licking the whole area, pussy and butthole. Yuck.

Ryan- "Did you see Benji today? What a Tuna Box Salad."

Tara - "Isn't that when you lick a pussy and a butt at the same time?"

Ryan - "Yeah."

Tara - "That's Awesome"

by java house bill December 2, 2009

arbys salad

1) A slang term for Marijuana (Pot, Reefer, Weed, Cheeba, Ganja)

Billy: Wanna go get some arbys salad man?
Joe: Sure.

by Martin Litwin (Litma2) January 4, 2005