mashed potato

masturbation

Last night I had mashed potato....

by twigger 7777777 April 1, 2009

Furry potato

cat

"wow, a furry potato."
"you mean a cat?

by Dizope April 19, 2019

baked potato

The act of defecating onto a piece of aluminum foil that has been placed over a sexual partner's face for the purpose of the receiver becoming aroused by the heat produced by the bowel movement. Similar to a "Hot Carl", but using a piece of aluminum foil rather than saran-wrap to produce a more intense heat effect due to the higher conductivity of the aluminum foil.

John bought a roll of aluminum foil so he could give his lady one hot baked potato.

by BigSlick March 12, 2008

potato salad

meaning chonga

that girl is such a potato salad.

by koolgrl900 April 6, 2010

Potato counter

A person with Down syndrome

There is a job for everyone-- even potato counters get hired in the workplace.

by Countchoco July 29, 2014

Potato Yell

When someone gets very angry and yells in a gravelly tone.

I know I forgot your uncle's middle name, you don't have to potato yell!

by Ed Sped July 26, 2010

potato candy

The term potato candy can be used to refer to french fries. It may also apply to other forms of potato products.

"pass the potato candy."

by ayshia October 28, 2007