A scenario where a single person, with a God Complex, tries to obliterate a highly skilled team of successful people, in front of management, with completely made up bullshit, zero fact or sense behind it, to hide their own lack of knowledge.
Person 1: Matt get off yo phone, we at the movies
Matt: *silence
Person 2: Classic Matt
Person 3: Who the fuck is Matt?
Matt: *rips into bread with teeth
Matt: *silence
Person 2: Classic Matt
Person 3: Who the fuck is Matt?
Matt: *rips into bread with teeth
by yourdadsatmyhousemydude.com October 28, 2019
Matt Campbell also known as Muay Thai Kid, Mattalisks the beast or Moist Thigh Kid. He likes when his thighs are moist.
My thighs are Matt Campbell!
by spiceymemes June 15, 2018
The act of defecating in a sleeping bag and surrounding it with 10 empty one's and having a hooker roll around each bag until she finds the "Suprise."
The other night I won big at the casino and decided to grab a hooker and take her back to my hotel room and set up a "Matt Mcdonald Surprise." It was amazing!
by Bobby Basinger November 21, 2019
by Why don't we bishh October 31, 2022
by Eleaf man November 07, 2017
Alpha Matt is the horniest, hottest, angriest, form of the person known as Matt Diaz. Alpha Matt is known for his Movie Theatre Cruella sex habits and severe desire to fuck every girl that crosses his path. Even more of an urge when she is blonde and a senior. Alpha Matt should be avoided at all costs when enraged (can be most enraged when his lack of pushups are brought up, or the hit song "Sorry Ms Morejon, Justin Bustin part is played). Alpha Matt can and will hit you with a chest strike when enraged, or with the classic Salty Scalp
by Macaroni and Cheese Warrior December 19, 2021