Hi Carly, where's your walking stick?
I don't need a walking stick as my legs are perfectly fine but work is so dumb I get away with anything. Now let me on the dance floor so I can shake my fat arse and grotesque veiny legs, as I'm the "Ugly limping peg leg bitch"
Where's all the drunk guys as sober men find me repulsive because of my chubby food storing cheeks and a cunt as wide as a whales mouth. No one will notice me climbing up and down the stairs after a cig, not even with my annoying loud voice and smelly breath and saggy tits. What a Div...
I don't need a walking stick as my legs are perfectly fine but work is so dumb I get away with anything. Now let me on the dance floor so I can shake my fat arse and grotesque veiny legs, as I'm the "Ugly limping peg leg bitch"
Where's all the drunk guys as sober men find me repulsive because of my chubby food storing cheeks and a cunt as wide as a whales mouth. No one will notice me climbing up and down the stairs after a cig, not even with my annoying loud voice and smelly breath and saggy tits. What a Div...
by Normalhonestman January 27, 2019
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Here's how to do the "canguru perneta"
1- The couple should stand and with their bodies glued to each other
2- It is important that one of the two stays against the wall, to avoid falls
3 - The woman lifts one leg around her partner, facing him.
4 - The man holds the woman by one of her thighs while she supports only one foot on the floor (hence the name one-legged 'perneta')
A curiosity: the term kangaroo exists because the partner needs to jump, if she is smallerer than the man, allowing the pace of the transaction and the sensation of penetration.
Here's how to do the "canguru perneta"
1- The couple should stand and with their bodies glued to each other
2- It is important that one of the two stays against the wall, to avoid falls
3 - The woman lifts one leg around her partner, facing him.
4 - The man holds the woman by one of her thighs while she supports only one foot on the floor (hence the name one-legged 'perneta')
A curiosity: the term kangaroo exists because the partner needs to jump, if she is smallerer than the man, allowing the pace of the transaction and the sensation of penetration.
by BrazilianNuts May 20, 2018
Get the one-legged kangaroo mug.the worlds most attractive legs. your mouth will droll. they also are the main reason why Mike Fisher is the luckiest man in the world. they steal the headlines away from Carrie her self. if you dont find her legs to be the hottest thing, you need an eye test.
by your jealous of carries legs June 7, 2013
Get the carrie underwoods legs mug.A position in which one partner pulls on the other partners leg during sexual intercourse. Often times, this results in the severing of the limb at the knee or hip.
by peggy_thepeglegger December 25, 2011
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Get the your mom's legs mug.The desire to be left alone by someone or something that wants something from you or wants to do something to you. Example: a puppy or dog that wants to hump your leg
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Get the Off my leg mug.The syndrome where you see a homeless person limp or hobble around at a stoplight with his sign hoping for a handout- then when no one is looking he/she walks normally without a limp or impairment.
Hey bro- I saw you elsewhere and you were not limping and I saw you a little while ago and you looked fine- and now I see that you have Homeless Leg Syndrome.
by habbie November 20, 2007
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