Jared's Ears

Jared's Ears Is a genetical condition in which somebodies ears are literally ginormous. Some mistake a person with Jared's ears to be a bird or other flying specimen. Jared's ears is normally identified at birth because the ginormous ears are incredibly big at birth, and therefore make labor incredibly hard. Jared's ears only has one cure which is to cut the ears off, or trim them with a rotary sander.

Is that a bird dog, nah its a plane.

Shit. Nevermind, it's just a guy with Jared's ears

by Christophlak June 18, 2024

Ear Burn

A song that one as listened to so much that it has become annoying or unpleasant to listen to.

"I really loved the song when I first heard it! I listened to it everyday, but now I have an ear burn for it."

by Saddertu September 15, 2017

ear slammer

A catchy song. As referenced on the Longmont Potion castle track "Molecular Lionel"

Have you heard the new single by Molecular Lionel? It's a real ear slammer.

by Grover Loaf March 4, 2017

gremlins ear

other wise know as a vagina, ham wallet, pussy and beef muff cabbage, the gremlins ear represents the outer wizards sleeve like area of the vagina

hey dude her pussy was like a gremlins ear, it was the worst shit iv taste in years

by the one with the biggest willy July 30, 2012

Ear Wrong

The ear wrong

Nothin' more too it

"ear wrong"
"oh dang alright"

by SillySausage42 September 11, 2022

Ear Nutrients

A funny podcast with a person named Copper and Nathan who talk about goofy shit.

Lets listen to ear nutrients!!

by VeryRealNonFakePersonLo June 28, 2024

saggy ears

Someone who's ears have been pulled to the extent of them being saggy, some people have a kink for it.

Lewis: Cooorrhh you seen those ears on that girl Nicole

Joe: The saggy ears?

Lewis: yes mate, they're so hot

by Toucha My Spaghett May 10, 2018