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crock of horse shit

"He told me pure crock of horse shit"
by brujilda September 26, 2006
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One Horse Pony

A sexual position where a larger woman uses a strap-on (Horse) to peg a smaller man (the pony)
“Awh man that stripper Jaquanda brought out the One Horse Pony last night, I can’t walk”
by Joeyb December 23, 2020
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American Horse Pirate

Look at that American Horse Pirate, he’s a real redneck!
by h20polo1717 August 4, 2021
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beat the dead horse

An instance in which the "beater" of the horse will continue to try and make amusing comments until either
A.) Somebody makes a "pity laugh" (this is usually the person who originally told the joke) or:
B.) Everyone leaves.

This is a common occurrence when a moderately funny person loses their game, and is convinced that they are not off of their game.
The perfect example of beat the dead horse.

MD: "Yo wassup homeslice! I was just chillin like a felon up in hurr."
OM: "Oh, awesome."
MD: "Word it was so tite and of the hizzle son! Shit!"
AS: "umm cool"
MD: "Damn staraight Gangsta. I'z with all ma peeps."
JK: "thats great..."
MD: "You know what else is great? My dick!" (MD laughs at his own joke, hoping others will too.)
WH: "shut the hell up mark youre not funny"
JB: "Whack! Whack! Whack! Neeeiiigh!!"
MD: "Peace out haters"
by Will Hinshaw, Joe Kovach March 22, 2008
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Ride the White Horse

Korean slang meaning to Fuck a white woman
Clayton 'What did you do last night Jeffery?"

Jeffery "I Ride the White Horse"

Clayton "Fo Sho"
by Rollme One Kenobi March 24, 2011
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flog a dead horse

UK usage

1) To try to carry on when there really is no hope of continuation. To not know when to give up.

2) A unique sexual practise that combines Necrophillia, beastiality and sadomasacism into one fun activity.
Leeds struggled to avoid relegation but they were flogging a dead horse.
by black flag June 7, 2004
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white horse pancake

when a large white male has sex with a fat girl and busts all over her vagina, but not inside then screams, "i just buttered your pancakes!"
by jdawg811083 December 9, 2009
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