Un-Holy Cross

Un-Holy Cross:
An unhelpful piece of shit guy but is somehow helpful at the weirdest things

Guy:ah shit my cats are having sex
Un-Holy Cross:don't worry I can help
Guy:?
*Cross takes one cat off of each other and puts a condom on the male cat*
Cross: ah there we go
Guy:why the fuck do you have a spare condom 2 just why

by Kurosu February 24, 2019

Holy Mischief

A counter to happenstance when a person feels that God is at work, and He is possibly, though not necessarily, being rather cheeky about it.

"You won't believe this, man. Something today told me I should call Max... It's been like 5 years since we even spoke. I really didn't want to, but I just kept feeling like I should. Kept nagging at me. So I sent him message and, look you can see, he messaged me at the EXACT SAME TIME!"

"What? That's crazy! Sounds like holy mischief to me, brother!"

by Aje before beauty December 18, 2023

Holy treefucker

A Christian tree fucker who thinks there better then you because there Christian and don’t eat meat, I’m looking at you Peter you tiny holy tree fucker

Peter thinks he’s so much better then me because he’s Christian and a Vegan, but in reality he’s just a holy treefucker

by Uuuggggghhhhhhh March 17, 2024

Holy shit

God's duckas.

I saw Him say, "Let there be holy shit." And there was. And the holy shit was good.

by seanthebeloved July 26, 2011

Holy god macha chad

a holy god macha chad is even a better than a giga chad because even if he/she does something like furry porn the father will never get the milk

Mike: hey see that holy god macha chad luke: yea what about him? Mike: i heard he did furry porn did still the father never left! Luke: wow...

by Bing Bong dictionary September 18, 2022

Hobbema holy twist

Put on your catholic priest robe

Get a greasy squaw to give your cock a snake bite blow job
Blow your load on her face and steal her treaty check on the way out the door

I love going to the reserve to get a hobbema holy twist

by Twist his dick November 21, 2023

HOLY SHITÙ

common phrase used by, well known youtuber, Jay from the Kubz Scouts

“Kokona has to go to the bathroom to take that HOLY SHITÙ”

by thigh guy December 12, 2022