When you pretend you're not jealous of a marriage well being their best friend. Then later convince one of them to leave their significant other for you.
by Consummate Hate September 7, 2021
Get the Goatedmug. by football era June 17, 2023
Get the GOATmug. Guy 1, "fuck man what happened to your face"
Guy 2, "I tried to finger my Goat last night, only to find out it had mad ninja skills pretty sure it's a goat ninja".
Guy 1,................"I have so many questions"
Guy 2, "I tried to finger my Goat last night, only to find out it had mad ninja skills pretty sure it's a goat ninja".
Guy 1,................"I have so many questions"
by MrMooftySanch July 9, 2021
Get the Goat Ninjamug. 
God dam.... Brian Scalabrine is the Goat.
If Peter Parker got bit by a spider, did Scalabrine get bitten by a Goat?
If Peter Parker got bit by a spider, did Scalabrine get bitten by a Goat?
by ScalabrineDaGoat April 24, 2017
Get the GOATmug. 