Dark Face

A girl you meet on the beach at night that sounds and looks good in the dark, but when you take her into the light, she's ugly.

Tim: Dude did you hook up with that girl last night?

Heidecker: No way bro, she was a total Dark Face.

Tim: Gross!!!

by Classic Murph April 6, 2011

catch'a face

Form of good-bye

To say good-bye to a female whom you are trying to engage in coitus with, yet the conversation that you just had with her was in no was beneficial towards getting a sexual encounter. the term "catch'a face" would be used in frustration because of the wasted time just talking.

We talked for hours, and then she just fell to sleep, So I said catch'a face and left.

by MrLeighbear December 19, 2011

calzone face

A face that resembles a vagina.

Lol. That chick has a blatant calzone face.

by Ed Wilkinson March 22, 2008

Franklin-face

Originated from the former UFC Middleweight Champion, Rich Franklin.

Having a mangled, battered, disfigured, or mauled face resulting from a fight. Usually consistent with various cuts, swelling and contusions; broken nose, missing teeth and lacerations are common with Franklin-face.

The term was first used after a UFC middleweight championship bout between Rich Franklin and Anderson Silva. Within 45 seconds Rich Franklin had an acute case of "Franklin-face" that got worse as the round went on.

*Note* "Franklin-face" usually occurs when trapped in a Muay Thai clench. The more prolonged exposer to the Muay Thai clench the worse the Franklin-face.

"Joey beat Bobby's ass! He gave the boy 'Franklin-face."

"Get outta that Muay Thai clench before you wind up with 'Franklin-face'!"

"That bitch is ugly. She doesn't have 'Franklin-face,' but she sure is heinous."

by Kaens January 18, 2008

Magic Face

The "ART" of oral sex when performed from a female onto a male in such a mind shattering way that the male is faced with a striking reaffirmation of reality i.e. that there must be a God and this God is a good God and that all people and inherently good. This can result in a cheerful demeanor for years after the act is performed fading only slightly after a 10 year period. Can be as bad as it can be good; it may stunt ones growth in other areas of life and well being; having all of ones mind concentrated on chasing the "High" of magic face for ever.

Often referred too as putting you cock in a box full of heaven.

Man - "Holy shit that is the most amazing thing that has ever happen to me or anyone else in a world ever"

Women - "really? you think it was good?"

Man - "Fuck Yeah Magic Face..Please leave. Man I'm hungry. ZZZZZZZZ" - (He slept for 6.5 years)((True Story))

by nickbag9 August 1, 2007

Face battle

To kiss or make out

Jennifer and I had a major face battle last night!

by Toadette May 29, 2015

Some Of The Face

If you get 'some of the face' it means that you have kissed someone. Or if you want some of the face then it means you would like to kiss someone. It is usually accompanied witha a swirling, sweeping, open-handed gesture circling your own face.

Dude #1 - Yo, how did you get on with that chick last night?
Dude #2 - Well, I got some of the face.
Dude #1 - Nice.

by Jager Steve October 11, 2007