Ethan Griffiths

The man responsible for masterpieces such as moto moto asmr and asmr Yoda robs you to feed his ketamine addiction

Oi nonce I’m trying to watch one of that Ethan Griffiths videos it teaches me how to feed a ketamine addiction

by KetamineASMR January 10, 2020

Ethan

Ethan is sweet and a good friend, but a TOTAL simp. He is crazy for someone (Greta) and he has been obsessed with her for 6 years. Even tho they kinda flirt, he has not taken the first step yet and I hope they end up together.

Ethan?
yeah.
The simp? or the normal one.

by ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?? March 31, 2022

Ethan

If you have an Ethan in your life, I hate to break it to you but they’re a pick me. They’ll be the most socially unaware person you’ll ever meet, not to mention insanely hypocritical and selfish. Prolly watches Reddit porn and plays R6S/slaves over vtubers all day.

“Omg did you break up with Ethan?”
“Yeah, why?”
“Oh good, I never really liked him anyways.”

by alecilux March 27, 2022

Ethan

‘n klein Poes

Man: “Ja jy lyk soos n Ethan.”

by KaydenFranco March 20, 2023

Ethan

Someone cute!

Everyone loves Ethan he is SO cute!!

by Blurryface_fan April 5, 2022

Pulled an Ethan

When someone sleeps through their alarm but claims “it never went off”.

Bro I can’t believe Sam pulled an Ethan on us this morning.

by Dawgz1234 December 6, 2024

Ethan Walker Gibson

Ethan Walker Gibson is the funniest guy you’ll ever meet. He loves to bully his friends and pretend he can’t get hurt, but deep down he knows that’s not true. He has all the best parts of autism, and his object impermanence and iron liver never fail him. He drinks too much and makes some stupid choices, but he is the best guy to go to when you need a good laugh or some advice. He loves Spanish and is super good at it. He’s ripped and a total slay Queen pussy boss.

Ethan Walker Gibson was the love of my life. He was perfect.

by el amor de tu vida October 15, 2023