One who is a slave to the Karen's and Ken's, frequently performing lewd sexual acts upon their master.
Laura: "Oh my gawd, what's going on over there?"
Steve: "Oh, that's just Dan, blowing his Karen. Look away.
Ken: "I'm next, I just got my butt-hole waxed this morning!"
Laura and Steve: (in unison) barfs
Steve: "Oh, that's just Dan, blowing his Karen. Look away.
Ken: "I'm next, I just got my butt-hole waxed this morning!"
Laura and Steve: (in unison) barfs
by JerZWorth December 18, 2021
Get the Danmug. A creepy tv producer and actor who likes little girl's feet and thinks
he's john hughes and norman lear but in reality
he's the biggest douche in the universe due to his actions on set.
he's john hughes and norman lear but in reality
he's the biggest douche in the universe due to his actions on set.
Dan Schneider: I am the greatest children's sit com producer ever.
Me seeing him on the street: Here he is, the Biggest Douche of the Universe! In all the galaxies, there's no bigger douche than you!
You've reached the top, the pinnacle of douchedom! Good going, douche. Your dreams have come true!.
Dan Schneider: That is not true
Me: You were like forty when you knocked up the sixteen year old sister of a pop princess!! Jerry trainor yelled at you a lot because you were acting like a complete idiot.
Me seeing him on the street: Here he is, the Biggest Douche of the Universe! In all the galaxies, there's no bigger douche than you!
You've reached the top, the pinnacle of douchedom! Good going, douche. Your dreams have come true!.
Dan Schneider: That is not true
Me: You were like forty when you knocked up the sixteen year old sister of a pop princess!! Jerry trainor yelled at you a lot because you were acting like a complete idiot.
by LordWeathermort December 14, 2024
Get the Dan Schneidermug. by jdjsbbebbr June 6, 2021
Get the Danmug. Someone who refers to outdated references or information that is no longer funny.
Derpy Dan can also refer to a person or persons that make statements or jokes about an event that is untrue, or that did not occur.
Derpy Dan can also refer to a person or persons that make statements or jokes about an event that is untrue, or that did not occur.
Person 1: Hey did you hear John talking about how the cops swatted his neighbors home because the husband was mad that his cheated?
Person 2: No, John is just a Derpy Dan, that is not what happened and he is just trying to make stuff up to get attention.
Person 2: No, John is just a Derpy Dan, that is not what happened and he is just trying to make stuff up to get attention.
by WarpedAura June 19, 2022
Get the Derpy Danmug. A memedealer dan is when your ordinary memedealer has become so good at making memes that they evolve into a dan, becoming a memedealer dan- also known as the finest memelord in the world. @memedealer.dan
by levi dude January 5, 2019
Get the memedealer danmug. by DeCoYxquicks September 13, 2022
Get the Danmug.