Dylan Brandon Carrillo

A Very Epic libtard that Loves Fortnite and gets 20 kills a game because he is Epic

Oh My Fucking God, He is a Dylan Brandon Carrillo

by Alabama Nibba April 9, 2019

Brandon

Brandon is commonly known as "Pizza face". Brandons have so many pimples that they can last a whole YEAR on them. Brandons seem to have boyfriends who start with the letter "M"
Brandons also seem to like to be called "dad" or "pizza face 🍕"
Brandons seem to hate all the Claire's and Emma's and Kayley's

Brandons are sussy

Brandon is stinky and fishy

by Bob Ross 614 October 22, 2019

Brandon

Handsome mischievous guy.

Has the kind of smile and eyes to make you go crazy. He makes you feel all jittery

And nervous because he is confident , and

Will make any women want to look his way. Brandon has almost dark brown black hair and dark eyes. Handsome as hell.

“That’s Brandon” guy on the bus that’s always making the driver Lorraine go crazy...

“Wow. He’s handsome as fuck!” Wish I could drive him crazy...” Haha

by Crazyyyykid10 February 25, 2021

Brandon

a disgusting filthy rat of a human being whos homophobic and gay

brandon shut up

by elelkweflkjfhldkjg May 31, 2022

The Brandon

To be so insecure you leave your shirt on during intercourse.

Brandon knew he had a muffin top so he decided to leave his shirt on while making love.

Dude he did the the brandon

by Gunnyrob April 6, 2023

Brandon

Brandon is the sexiest mofo ever. He randomly appears after ages and calls you a 'dyke' which is his way of saying he loves you. Brandon's are typically spotted on the outskirts of Ipswich, Grange Park or Surrey. Scrounging around the bins for a pork pie and a copy of some hentai magazine. Brandon is a cool guy.

Person 1: You know that Brandon?
Person 2: No?
Person 1: the kiddie toucher
Person 2: Oh yeaaaaaa Brandon

by Bigdaddyjade March 24, 2024

Brandon Teng

A word to describe someone who likes to suck up to someone of a higher authority, such as their lecturers or boss. In malay terms, it is called 'Angkat Bola'

Wow, look at the way he is talking to Dr Maisha, Such a Brandon Teng!

by DrMaisha March 2, 2019