The Bro-Spare

A bro who happens upon every date with you and your girl, who is oblivious to boundaries, then sits in the the middle of y’all at the movies or any other possible romantic setting.

Boyfriend: I’m taking you on a gondola ride in Venice.

Girlfriend: Awe sweetie! I love you!

Later at the long anticipated gondola ride....

Boyfriend: Hey babe... Don’t look now...

Girlfriend looks up.......

Girlfriend: Are you shitting me?! You told the bro-spare!!!

by Thepubfucks January 27, 2019

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thx bro

A sentence usually used by women to make men feel themselves in the friendzone, to subtly let them know that they do not have mutual feelings towards the other.

W: “I’m so lonely these days...I wonder if I’ll ever have someone in my life : / “
M: “Don’t be like that... You know, you should look closer and you might discover love where you didn’t even see earlier. ;)”
W: “Nice tip! I’ll keep that in mind, thx bro ^^

by Bubblegum653 February 5, 2019

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Bros dilemma

When it’s going to be 70 during the day, but 55 at night and you have to decide on wearing shorts.

Bro it’s feeling pretty good right now. Gonna rock these sweet pink shorts.

Yea, but it’s gonna be 53 tonight.

Sounds like you have the bros dilemma.

by ElJefe6969 May 29, 2018

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Teddy Bro

A teddy bro is a larger, masculine dude that has a huge soft side. He can talk sports, lifting or MMA for days, but then gush over candles at Bath and Body Works or live for spa days. Teddy Bro's are usually very likable and have a lot of friends since they can appeal to many different cultural sub-groups.

Important to note, that not all teddy bros are gay.

Cody is such a teddy bro! We chatted forever on the phone about our favorite Disney movies and then he went and lifted at the gym for 4 hours.

by 2Neighbors1Internet April 18, 2018

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