A creature unlike any other in this modern society. They are a very numerous species, despite their insistence that each of them are special snowflakes. Their habits are easy to study, as their prowling ground is any Starbucks cafe, which holds the main staple of their diet: the pumpkin spice latte. Again, despite their insistence that they are all unique, they all wear the same things: vests with fur in the neck, tights, and Uggz boots. Most basic bitches are white blondes or brunettes. The main deity of their religion is Taylor Swift, the goddess of basicness. However they like to mix it up and listen to mainstream rappers like Kanye West and Drake to enforce their personal belief that they are "hood." If one is bear a pack of basic bitches, be advised as their basicness will either suck you in, drive you crazy, or annoy you to the point of suicide.
BB#1: We're not basic bitches, we are unique and special!
BB#2: Yeah Taylor Swift speaks to us all differently!
BB#3: And our Uggz and vests are all different colors and sizes!
BB#4: Like stop being so judgmental, all we want is our pumpkin spice lattes!
Barista: *facepalm
BB#2: Yeah Taylor Swift speaks to us all differently!
BB#3: And our Uggz and vests are all different colors and sizes!
BB#4: Like stop being so judgmental, all we want is our pumpkin spice lattes!
Barista: *facepalm
by Iroquois Plissken March 24, 2016
Get the Basic Bitchmug. A rural term used to label the person who opens gates on a ranch for a driver of a vehicle and closes them once said vehicle is through. Is almost always the person sitting in the front passenger seat.
by nottherealtrump January 4, 2021
Get the Gate Bitchmug. A woman who at first seems cool but turns out to be one sneaky bitch, commonly an extreme and sinister one.
Man, that Good Samaritan lady from MISERY turned out to be one slippery bitch!
I was about to do this hott 10 but the slippery bitch turned out to be a dude!
I thought I was the true playa but I got played by that ho yo, coz that slippery bitch was doing key members of my main rival street gang!
I was about to do this hott 10 but the slippery bitch turned out to be a dude!
I thought I was the true playa but I got played by that ho yo, coz that slippery bitch was doing key members of my main rival street gang!
by thequietsun August 7, 2011
Get the Slippery Bitchmug. by Mavronumon December 12, 2012
Get the Bitch Genemug. John "Hey I'd like to go outside and play football but the weather is really bad out there"
Jimmy "Dude stop being a windy bitch"
Jimmy "Dude stop being a windy bitch"
by Detroits Dagen December 13, 2010
Get the Windy Bitchmug. by Dani coola October 18, 2016
Get the Ms. Bitchmug. by Jaskirat Sra January 17, 2018
Get the fucken bitchmug.