Beer Troeper

The man/woman who has been selected to hold the beer of a friend, who is about to do something stupid and/or funny and cannot do so whilst holding their beer. Essentially the guardian of the alcohol

John: Hey bro! Would you hold my beer for a sec?
Michael: Sure I'll Beer Troeper

John: Was that a fucking pun?

by The_Harvester23 August 5, 2017

jewyll true

A person who puts her shorts up her ass and has a problem with crushing on boys. She loves to wear crop tops and shorts that go up her ass. Usually the person with the name Jewyll jokes around about being a stripper. She’s mean and abuses people but she is not a younger Danielle Cohn. Danielle Cohn always wants a dick in between her legs. Jewyll wants to be a stripper

Jewyll True wants to be a stripper

by Danielle Cohn May 23, 2018

The true asshole

you just meet this girl somewhere and then you hang out with her for 3 weeks then some other guys shows up and ruins your fucking plan. Then you think to yourself "I will assassinate this bitch if he doesn't stop his flirting shit " Then you meet back with your friend after the third day they hang out and she just gets tired of you and doesn't want to do anything like you guys used to because your friend that you liked is dong it with dat ass hole and you ont know what to do so you just buy her things and buy her things and you realize the only reason she is doing things with you is because you buy her shit because you have the money to spend but you want to save it to buy a car. Then you stop because there's no point of trying anymore and you met a new girl. Then you see the asshole chilling with another girl and you say "Wtf" then you realise wtf do i care. That's what you call the true ass hole>

The true asshole
guy:hey
girl:hey

guy:so hows it going:
Next few weeks

asshole:hey

girl:hey
girl:your nice

ashole:flerts with her

boy:Wtf fuck you
a few weeks later

Boy: Im tired of buying her shit
newgirl:well you should not
boy: um ok you herd that

newgirlyeah

a few weeks later
Newgirl:I like you

boy:I like you too

you guys hug

The true ass hole:with a girl
boy:Wtf
boy-Doesn't care

by True catch October 15, 2018

The True Melons

True Melons wield the power of melons, and they do not care about scientific facts about them. Those are for nooby scrubs named Midnight. True Melons will unite against imposters, and smite them from Earth. All who disagree shall be dismembered and fed to the beasts of hell.

The True Melons are the best :P

by M3l0n H3@d May 29, 2019

holy true crime

when something in the true crime community is shocking / epic

holy true crime that’s epic

by tedbundyswife2020 April 2, 2020

Vajected(True)

When a guy hits on a woman and has no chance in hell.

I was trying to get laid by that hot chick over there and she Vajected(true) me hardcore.

by Losinc June 10, 2021

The true Andres

He is a bucktoothed male usually from Columbia who will usually make jokes involving him saying “I had sex with your sister” and if you say you don’t have a sister he will say “you’ll have one In 9 months” and his most famous quote is “pain is momentarily virginity is forever”

“You see THE TRUE ANDRES over there I heard he had sex with his sister”

by El doritos November 1, 2021