A Big Chris is a man who suffers with micro penile disorder, this is where the males genitals are unnaturally miniature. Also could be referred to someone who deals prime hydration.
*Calls Big Chris* "hello, you need some prime hydration? I will send it to Africa and back and then send it to you even though we are both in the uk" says Big chris whilst using a magnifine glass on his repopulation device.
by Subscribe to ACF Gamers March 29, 2023
Pleasing the senses or mind aesthetically, of a very high standard; excellent. Sexually attractive or exciting; appealing.
by beast1898 March 29, 2016
I Chris Allened the fastest.
by TM Bill August 28, 2022
When client is told workers are approaching burn out, they do absolutely nothing and lose them anyway. Nature is to squeeze every last drop of resources to their advantage and cut cost as much as possible.
by CLOLO December 10, 2019
by Big boi ry November 18, 2018
by erik6969 September 07, 2020
The only way to define this guy is- an absolute tank. Fully pumped from a home gym sesh- no reduced food from the bargain basement will be unscathed from this weapon.
The talk of the town? He is the only voice of the town. His elegant multi-tonal, animal impersonating voice would make a 100 piece acapella group quiver with his pigeon impression.
Hardworking, funny, handsome.. it's a shame because Chris isn't any of these things- what a legend!
The talk of the town? He is the only voice of the town. His elegant multi-tonal, animal impersonating voice would make a 100 piece acapella group quiver with his pigeon impression.
Hardworking, funny, handsome.. it's a shame because Chris isn't any of these things- what a legend!
Josh: Have you seen Chris Wilson today?
Me: No, why?
Josh: The absolute tank is emptying the clearance section again- 2 sandwiches, 1 family pack of crisps, large drink, 1 hot pastry and a large swiss roll.. all for lunch. Absolutely unhinged that boy. Wish I could be like Chris Wilson.
Me: No, why?
Josh: The absolute tank is emptying the clearance section again- 2 sandwiches, 1 family pack of crisps, large drink, 1 hot pastry and a large swiss roll.. all for lunch. Absolutely unhinged that boy. Wish I could be like Chris Wilson.
by Manomasa1 August 11, 2022