Lead pipe liam

Someone who will take care of business for you, using his sturdy lead pipe

We have a few obstacles in our way, we better call in lead pipe Liam to take care of the job

by Savage_Moose January 14, 2023

portland poop pipe

the act of pooping on ones FUPA then sitting down on it and spreading it on someone's penis.

He/She gave me a portland poop pipe and i loved it so much it felt so good

by HDBeenHD October 1, 2025

side-piping

When a fellater moves to a side position on the cock to avoid getting a mouthful of jizz. see also "harmonicock"

She was not a lover of spunk but did not want to disappoint her lover, so she used the side-piping technique to take him across the finish line.

by jpsidepipe October 5, 2010

Pipe money

Money earned with the intention of using it to buy marijuana or devices used to smoke marijuana.

"I hustled just enough pipe money to get that Quarter pound that I wanted "

by Aliciawoww January 15, 2016

Hammer the Daddy Pipe

A vasectomy

My appointment to hammer the daddy pipe is tomorrow. Wish me luck!

by WennyDC November 12, 2024

Triple pipe party

Smoking a crack pipe alongside the expulsion of a turd also whilst urinating on a consenting adult' either buttocks, boobs or penis.

Me n ya ma are thinking on having a (wee) triple pipe party the night so mek yersel scarce and there's a chip supper in it for yersel.

by HackneyRobbo September 24, 2025

Mud pipes

Thick boots, rubber boots

I'll never know why the protagonist in Conker's Bad Fur Day can't wear mud pipes to withstand the Great Mighty Poo inside his residence of Poo Mountain

by anonymous January 6, 2025