calzone face

A face that resembles a vagina.

Lol. That chick has a blatant calzone face.

by Ed Wilkinson March 22, 2008

Train face

A person whose face looks like it has been hit by a train.

Guy 1- Bro, what do you think of that chick over there.
Guy 2- Her. She has a train face

by Lol master January 31, 2015

BiTY Face

To make a crooked looking smile; normally during self-portraits. Also know as a Poker Face.

Look at her! She just made a BiTY face when she took her own picture!

by iTroy April 10, 2009

Face Paste

Semen; more commonly used when talking about ejaculating on someones face.

"Yeah I just sucked that guys dick."
"I know, you still have some face paste on you."

by Big Zappa August 17, 2009

face-cunt

A woman's (or man bitch's) mouth.

Shut your face-cunt, men are talking.

by snizz master April 28, 2011

Magic Face

The "ART" of oral sex when performed from a female onto a male in such a mind shattering way that the male is faced with a striking reaffirmation of reality i.e. that there must be a God and this God is a good God and that all people and inherently good. This can result in a cheerful demeanor for years after the act is performed fading only slightly after a 10 year period. Can be as bad as it can be good; it may stunt ones growth in other areas of life and well being; having all of ones mind concentrated on chasing the "High" of magic face for ever.

Often referred too as putting you cock in a box full of heaven.

Man - "Holy shit that is the most amazing thing that has ever happen to me or anyone else in a world ever"

Women - "really? you think it was good?"

Man - "Fuck Yeah Magic Face..Please leave. Man I'm hungry. ZZZZZZZZ" - (He slept for 6.5 years)((True Story))

by nickbag9 August 1, 2007

Some Of The Face

If you get 'some of the face' it means that you have kissed someone. Or if you want some of the face then it means you would like to kiss someone. It is usually accompanied witha a swirling, sweeping, open-handed gesture circling your own face.

Dude #1 - Yo, how did you get on with that chick last night?
Dude #2 - Well, I got some of the face.
Dude #1 - Nice.

by Jager Steve October 11, 2007