Ninja Dart

When enter a room unseen, occupied by 3 or more people, and ejaculate on someone then leave with out being seen.
I can't wait to ninja dart that bitch tonight!
by Mudmanjr June 02, 2018
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Ninja-rista

or Bar-inja -- A well versed barista who has a plethora of good vibes to offer. Has long "drummer-esque" hair and makes a mean latte. Has broken many glass objects in the past but in order to reconcile with the universe, has since rescued a glass from deaths doorstep.
WOW - Did you see that Ninja-rista. He caught that glass so fast!
Good catch Ninja-rista.
by MoneyBeanZ May 12, 2021
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Pootang Ninja

A skilled master in the art of getting the Pootang .
Whoa bro, I didn't know i hang with a Pootang ninja. Can you me show your ways?
by Joboy232 September 03, 2015
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ninja checkout

A ninja checkout is when you check out of a hotel but don't actually leave the room and bank on the delay between the checkout and the maids coming to clean.
Cody did a ninja checkout so we could finish packing up.
by DankChineseCartoons June 04, 2017
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ninja cute

Attractiveness while wearing a mask, such that the lower half of one's face is obscured.

During the age of coronavirus, and perhaps future pandemics, often the best indication one can hope for when determining the attractiveness of a potential date.
"I think that girl at the checkout line was flirting with me, man."
"Oh yeah? Was she good looking?"
"I'm not totally sure, she was wearing a mask, but she's definitely ninja cute."
by DancinRonin July 12, 2020
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Ninja Smashin'

Having sex quietly, sneaky, undetected
Ninja Smashin' is doing it in the office and know one notices
by GetSome515 January 20, 2012
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Ninja Strike

1. The act of screwing over a friend by throwing your genatalia in the air while he is talking to a girl.

2. The only way lonely men can get women to look at them.

3. When a group of ninjas karate chop your ass in half with chopsticks, a bag of rocks, and a dull ice cream scoop.
1. WHY DID YOU JUST NINJA STRIKE ME????!!!

2. That must of been a lonely bastard if he ninja stricked around Becca.

3. Detective: How'd he die?

Cop: He got ninja stricked...

Detective: Holy Shit..
by Francisco Perez IV July 24, 2011
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