ho-tard

A faggot named cartman

cartman your a ho-tard

by XrioX August 17, 2003

Sea Tard

A boat operator who is clueless to the rules on safe boating. An inebriated boat captain who puts his crew and boaters around him in peril.

Look at that Sea Tard. He's going to swamp those kayakers.

by Blumpkin'd January 13, 2021

fuck tard

a dumbass who leads a good girl on

omg you know that Reice kid???? Yeah he's a FUCK TARD

by florida white May 5, 2017

Urba-tard

An Urba-tard is a person who is not smart enough to figure out that the purpose of Urban Dictionary is to post various kinds of URBAN SLANG, and other words used by different groups of people, which are NOT found in regular dictionaries.

To make things more plain and simple for the unsure, Urban Dictionary is NOT for: listing famous people, things, or events and commenting on them; people to post their own name, defined by an endless series of compliments; inventing excruciatlingly unfunny insults for the purpose of naming a real individual you don't like in the example; or other stupid crap. If any of these examples sound like you, congratulations, you're an Urba-tard.

Brad: hey, I'm gonna make up an insult in Urban Dictionary and name my ex wife in the example!

True friend: instead of being an Urba-tard, maybe you should take responsibility for the fact that you don't know how to sexually please a woman, then try to improve yourself as a man, so I don't have to bang your next wife, too.

by RudyPseudo III August 22, 2025

fuck tard

All you fuck tards looking up the word fuck tard

Your a fuck tard!

by Modern provider May 30, 2014

Fuck tard

A fuck tard is someone who is both a fucker and retarded

Man 1: look at that dude he’s such a fuck tard

Man 2: yeah I know he can’t even do anything right

by Heiscool666 January 10, 2020

-tard

Offensive. Retard, retarded (suffix). For example (ass-tard)

What the fuck you fuck-tard

by marcotoa January 19, 2025