suicide scare

What someone feels when their suicidal/depressed friend sends them a message like ‘sorry’ or ‘I love you’ really late at night and they panic

Person 1: “I love you”
Person 2: “OH SHIF NONONONO DONT KYS PLEASE PLEASE IM HAVING A SUICIDE SCARE”

by RexTheHamsterYT February 26, 2024

suicidally bored

when you are so bored that you want to die

i was so suicidally bored i died

by datblooboi March 1, 2024

Suicide

For those living dangerously at the Soda Fountain. A little bit of each flavor goes into the cup. With practice you can craft better ones and leave out redundancies like adding cherry cola and regular cola.

Waitress: “And can I start you off with something to drink?”
Patron: “ Yes I’ll have the suicide please.”
Waitress: “ Diet in that as well?”
Patron: “ yes please, but no tea or lemonade if that’s in your fountain..”

by Colajerk June 27, 2021

A double suicide

2 people typically a boy and a girl having a dance which usually had a bad past/relationship with the person

Greg: Yo you know Chloe and Tyler are dancing?
Paul: Didnt Chloe cheat on tyler and called him ugly?
Greg: And Tyler cheated on her 5 times and did a dine and dash with her and got her in trouble

*Tyler and Chloe continue dancing*

Greg: The dance seems so sad but elegant
Paul: Its A Double Suicidea

by Hogriderr420 January 15, 2026

Suicide Major

When a college student is undecided and finally makes the decision to say “fuck it we ball” and pick an entirely random major. One could also go the extra mile and go with a double or triple major.

I’m going to be on an academic comeback this year, fuck it I’mma suicide major.

by SuicideMajor February 4, 2026