Mud Sand

The insertion of sand of into the anus while having moist defecation

Barbara played with her mud sand last night after the beach party.

by MudSand November 26, 2016

Phil-sand med stun D

The biggest Ryan Ross, Dallon Weekes and Brendon Urie fan

Ohh I wish I was a Phil-sand med stun D. Phil-sand med stum D is soo cool

by Phil-sand med stum d May 28, 2017

nut sand

When you hit up the shore Pauly D style and you come home with irritating sand in your crotch.

Man, I need a shower after hitting the beach, gotta rinse out all this nut sand.

by ColinIrish September 29, 2017

sahara sand storm

The act of your significant other taking a handful of laxatives, whilst shoving a half a bag of sand up their arse. Then, while you lay down, they squat over you and once the laxatives kick in they spray the sandy poop all over your face.

It was so hard to wash my sheets I had to throw them away because I gave Shaniqua a sahara sand storm last night

by Robat Ppob April 21, 2018

Squat sand

When your at the beach with a large group of people and you try to show off your amazing squats and get sand all over your booty, and the sand doesnt come off for 2 weeks so your booty is all sandy and itchy. When it happens everyone makes fun of you for being stupid and pulling a squat sand

what is your problem squat sand isn't cool anymore

by booty-booty January 29, 2018

conor sanborn

The greatest human alive to this date in history

You u are Conor sanborn

by conor_412 May 29, 2018

Grand Sand

The "Grain of Sand" that thinks it's so special that it will someday make it off the beach, exceeding all the expectations, becoming a beloved and famous actor in Hollywood or a rich and successful professional athlete.

You think you're the grand sand of small town America?

by The SplieveBDS June 8, 2018