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Bro I finally got with Mega Dick Sam!
No way I heard he isn’t even real!
We had sex yesterday, look how wide my asshole is!
You lucky bastard
No way I heard he isn’t even real!
We had sex yesterday, look how wide my asshole is!
You lucky bastard
by cumcannister July 26, 2021
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by GVLOPEZ March 23, 2011
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ex. "Dave" im goner bugger you sam
ex. "sam" smash my wee ass I travelled to England for a living wage. freedom im just a wee porridge wog bugger me sexy .
ex. "Dave" im goner bugger you sam
ex. "sam" smash my wee ass I travelled to England for a living wage. freedom im just a wee porridge wog bugger me sexy .
by rRIGHT TO BUYr August 31, 2018
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by carsonbitches March 7, 2011
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Big mad sams are usually known to he constantly big mad
Even on their calmest fays they resort to Passive aggression when interacted with.
Big mad sams are usually known to he constantly big mad
Even on their calmest fays they resort to Passive aggression when interacted with.
User 1 - "look at this kid being big mad on chat"
User 2 - "nah bro he Being more than big mad, that guys being a Big mad sam!"
User 3 - "whats the difference? 😂"
User 4 - "lol fr" he just being big mad as usual"
User 2 - "nah bro he Being more than big mad, that guys being a Big mad sam!"
User 3 - "whats the difference? 😂"
User 4 - "lol fr" he just being big mad as usual"
by HM9K July 20, 2019
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"Did you watch the game last weekend against Haiti? That was me beating the drum for Uncle Sam's Army"
by ZW June 21, 2006
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by krazy kaaner January 15, 2009
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