Ring your own Doorbell

masturbate; pleasure oneself.

Guy: Do you ever, uh, ring your own doorbell?

Girl: No, why would I...

Guy: It's quite nice, you should try it sometime.

by submarinesoup January 13, 2011

Irish wedding ring

A second black eye, generally on a woman, but in this age of equal opportunity in fist-fights, it could be anyone.

The first black eye of course being the Irish engagement ring.

I went to see my associate, and she had an Irish wedding ring and a broken nose.

by Frisco Pete September 25, 2008

chili ring thumb

When your thumb breaks through the T.P and your thumb gets crap on it .

Man don't shake his hand that fool always has chili ring thumb.

by MadSlick August 7, 2017

Jess's 7th Ring Treatment

The 7th Ring Treatment or the more formal version (Jess's 7th Ring Treatment) is the specific act of two partners, where the more dominate out of the two has to have the ability to curl there Tongue into a funnel shape (this may also require a large Tongue depending on partner) and warping it around the head and or shaft of the male sex organ (penis) and rotating the muscles in the Tongue to make little circular motions whilst making another motion of up and down (similar to a Blow Job). it is noted that the one giving the treatment is not allowed to stop until 7 minutes after the partner cums.

Non formal version:
"shit bro, she gave me the 7th Ring Treatment last night, felt like ya boi was about to fucking die"

formal version:

"m'lady gave me the forbidden, Jess's 7th Ring Treatment last Fortnight, twas quite the ordeal of ecstasy and barbarous acts.

by Dragon Filled With Grenades March 1, 2021

Give the One Ring to Sauron

1. To cause the whole thing to come crashing down

2. To do something so stupid that it completely ends a cycle of action or cause.

Soldier #1: "So how'd the rebellion go?"

Soldier #2: "They found us, so it didn't go very well"

Soldier #1: "So what did ya do?"

Soldier #2: "I ran out screaming, but I dropped my papers and battle plans, so they might have an advantage."

Soldier #1: "Jesus, why don't you just Give the One Ring to Sauron?!"

by NoahTheSlash April 7, 2010

New Jersey Promise ring

Someone's anus that has been cut out and is being worn as a ring.

He picked up the knife and made himself a new jersey promise ring.

by jewish assassin August 3, 2010

Showing <him/her> the rings

leaving an imprint of the jewelry rings on your hand on an adversaries face as would be the case if a pimp hit a ho or a loan shark hit a sucker

In the film "Rounders" Gramma was so pissed off that Worm had failed to pay him the money he borrowed that Gramma took Worm into the bathroom and started showing <him/her> the rings leaving worm beaten,bruised and gasping for breath

by Mr Bizeeboy April 19, 2009