Special on Aisle 3

When she drops and flops your penis her mouth for some fast head in the snack food aisle at the grocery store and you bust a fat nut down her chin leaving her dripping custard all the way to the express checkout.

Overhead Speaker: Stockboy with a mop to snack foods. There’s a special on aisle 3.

Bitch done dropped and gave me a special on aisle 3. All I wanted was some Doritos.

by Eaton Holgoode November 2, 2018

meow mix special

When a lonely woman spreads tuna paste or a pate between the lips of her vagina and lets her cat mow down on her goods

Alex: hey miriah what were you up to last night?

Miriah: Me and Mittens had a meow mix special!

by not kolton m October 31, 2013

The Among us Special

When you pull someones mask over there eyes and aggressively punch them in the stomach

I gave that kid The Among us Special but my punch was kinda bitchy

by Tim The Wise November 19, 2021

Russell Wilson special

When a quarterback throws a devastating interception in the end zone. Named after Russell Wilson’s turnovers in the red zone, most notably Russell Wilson’s interception in Super Bowl 49.

Jimmy G with the Russell Wilson special!

by GeneParmesanPE December 23, 2021

After School Special

The adolescent act of rushing home after school to look up porn and masturbate on the singular family computer before the rest of the family returns home.

Person A: "Want to hang out after school?"
Person B: "No way dude, I am heading straight home to try an squeeze in an after school special. My family will be home soon, and we are heading out of town on vacation for the weekend once they arrive. If I don't rub this one out now, it will be never."
Person A: "YOU MUST HURRY, GO NOW!"

by J.Tugs July 9, 2011

Half-Time Special

The act of 'rubbing one out' (masterbating) while taking a dump. Best shot is during the Superbowl, when there is a 30 min half-time. Practice during the season is recommended. Try it today!

I am so ready for the big game I've been practicing my Half-time Special all season, and I've come close during the playoffs.

by GKripe February 22, 2011

public school special

an insult used mainly by private school students or former private school students to call someone stupid. It implies that one belongs not only at public school, but in special education there.

Daniel: I did long division today, I feel special.
Me: Well, maybe public school special.

by A. Nuggs December 18, 2007