Spider Ninja

The literal physical embodiment of "skill issues"

Friend 1: BROOO WHY IS THIS SO HARD?
Friend 2: Ok,Spider Ninja

by Blek02 June 17, 2022

Trident Ninja

Is A Really good Sniper Better That his friends. Montages are really good good music and good person.

His YouTube. Trident Ninja

by I Love Him Hear The bEst December 4, 2020

Penis Ninja

A person sent in deliberately to have sex with someone's girlfriend with the intention of her significant other catching them in the act so he breaks up with her.

Jeff: "Dude, Seth's old lady is such a bitch!"
Steve: "Send in the penis ninjas..."

by TK37246 February 12, 2014

akisu ninja

n. 1. A master of the martial art of akisu.
2. One who repairs computer hardware or software as though it were a martial art form.
3. A hacker.
4. Probably also an actual ninja who acts as a "sneak thief".

Whoa dude, my computer is, like, seriously deranged. I'm taking it to see my friend; she's, like, an akisu ninja. She can fix anything.

by rinchomatic September 8, 2009

ninja toolbox

when u go down on your lady, have a selection of items and see if you can slide them in without her realising

i did a ninja toolbox last night

by the nugget April 12, 2014

Playing Ninja

When two men go to one's house, and start jerking each other off

Hey, do you want to come over and start Playing Ninja.

by Bigmike6726 March 17, 2017

Ninja-rista

or Bar-inja -- A well versed barista who has a plethora of good vibes to offer. Has long "drummer-esque" hair and makes a mean latte. Has broken many glass objects in the past but in order to reconcile with the universe, has since rescued a glass from deaths doorstep.

WOW - Did you see that Ninja-rista. He caught that glass so fast!
Good catch Ninja-rista.

by MoneyBeanZ May 12, 2021