May 5th

National If your boyfriend complements you then you must give him a kiss right on the lips day

“Y/n your so beautiful!”

“Thank you sm! But it’s may 5th sooo” * kisses*

by Simpin forem May 3, 2022

May 4

National slap boys day.
It’s where woman who are finally day being treated wrong treat finally slap boys cause they definitely deserve it you go queen!

Alice: Jake guess what day it is!
Jake: what
Alice: National slap boys day also May 4!

by Theslesbain April 30, 2021

May 10th

National send nudes to your best friend day.

Alex: Hey Amanda, it’s May 10th, can I get a soapy tit pic?

by Anizzyya April 9, 2021

May 20th

Did you really look up your birthday?? You self absorbed prick. Disgusting. I pity the weak like you. What?? Did you want a definition about your birthday? Go get stuck to the floors at your local Burger King.

Wow that guy with the May 20th birthday got stuck to the floor again. Go get the spatula to pry em off.

by JesSUCCa October 20, 2019

Mai Hwang

The name given to an Asian who has a common white/black name

Chris : Hey squinty, whats your name?
John : John
Chris : Too white, your now Mai Hwang
John : I soooo Asian!

by John Bures March 8, 2008

May Day

A new national holiday on May 1st, where the U.S celebrates settling the score on the war on terror.

I often celebrate May Day by playing some Call of Duty

by Afrothundr55 May 24, 2011

Mai Waifu

Weeaboo term meaning "Please punch me in the face." Whenever you hear these two words spoken you should help them with their request.

Weeaboo: OHAI ITS MAI WAIFU :3 :3 SAY HELLO

Person 1: *punches in face*

Weeaboo: NOOOOOWAIFUUUUUU *runs away*

by MileyFan2004 December 29, 2013