may 17

May 17 is my best friends birthday.
I love you jamey and happy birthday<3

(i hope you never see this lowkey)

me - guess what
rando - what
me - its may 17!!
rando - so???
me - Its my jameys birthday duh
rando - no one gaf gab.

by g4qqy May 6, 2022

May 17th

National soapy b00b picture day

On may 17th every girl should send a male a soapy tit picture

by Aaron0848 May 17, 2022

May 29

International suck off your bf's bully day

Guy 1: hey, wanna go on a double date this Sunday?
Guy 2: sorry can't, my gf's busy this Sunday
Guy 1: oh yeah, it's May 29, huh

by Not_a_cool_doood May 30, 2021

May 20th

Did you really look up your birthday?? You self absorbed prick. Disgusting. I pity the weak like you. What?? Did you want a definition about your birthday? Go get stuck to the floors at your local Burger King.

Wow that guy with the May 20th birthday got stuck to the floor again. Go get the spatula to pry em off.

by JesSUCCa October 20, 2019

May Day

A new national holiday on May 1st, where the U.S celebrates settling the score on the war on terror.

I often celebrate May Day by playing some Call of Duty

by Afrothundr55 May 24, 2011

Mai Hwang

The name given to an Asian who has a common white/black name

Chris : Hey squinty, whats your name?
John : John
Chris : Too white, your now Mai Hwang
John : I soooo Asian!

by John Bures March 8, 2008

Mai Waifu

Weeaboo term meaning "Please punch me in the face." Whenever you hear these two words spoken you should help them with their request.

Weeaboo: OHAI ITS MAI WAIFU :3 :3 SAY HELLO

Person 1: *punches in face*

Weeaboo: NOOOOOWAIFUUUUUU *runs away*

by MileyFan2004 December 29, 2013