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jacob henderson

A fucking awesome fucker who is good in the bedroom and is a true gentlemen
by Tigerfan1998 January 23, 2014
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Jacob Blair

Jacob Blair is a sweet boy, in Cleburne, Texas who has a history for picking girls that hurt him and give him a bad reputation. He has a smile for the ages and a sense of humor that is just amazing, he's oblivious the girl who cares about him and wants to be in his life. He is also the coolest super saiyan! This boy makes my day! I don't think he'll ever know.
Oh Jacob Blair... What a well kept obviousness.. Its the type of thing girls like me write songs about.
by Bulma December 9, 2012
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Jacob Saggatorius

Jacob Saggatorius's and annoying boys, who think that they are 18 and act older than they are, they are clear fuckboys who are in need of chapstick and have a very long ugly quiff. If you every run into a Jacob Saggatorius I suggest you run away, Jacob Saggatorius's think they have lots of fans and think the are very strong and fail at giving piggy backs
Ewwwwww is that a Jacob Saggatorius?
by tronnnor.trash July 6, 2016
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jacob rotschild

this man's family is apparently worth 500 trillion dollars and owns every country's bank.
everyone making those tiktok industrial revolution videos has said something at least once about him and people associate him with the song california dreamin by the mamas and the papas.

here is a fake scenario about jacob rotschild:

all the leaves are brown
jacob: hello I am jacob rotschild and I am here to destroy the world. slaves sing my favorite song!
slaves: all the leaves are brown (all the leaves are brown)
and the sky is gray (and the sky is grey)
I've been for a walk (I've been for a walk)
on a winter's day.
jacob: thank you very much. now i will go plan on destroying the world!
spiderman: knock knock it's spiderman. I'm here to beat you up, jacob rotschild.
jacob: no, I am too strong.
fighting scenario:
jacob:"huyah","huyah","huyah"
spiderman:"w ̹͙̤̑̊̔e̵̳͂a ̡̛̭͈̓̌a ̳̥͂̈̍ḁ̴̞̗͒o ͚̂̚w ̩̓̀̌","uhuuuu..."
after the fight:
jacob: I am too strong!
Person 1: oh no jacob rotschild is here to destroy the world!
Person 2: all the leaves are brown and jacob rotschild made the sky gray!
by coolmathman32 January 25, 2023
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Jacob Sartorius

More like "Jacob saggytits". He is possibly the worst, cringy kid to become famous. When his "fangirls" are screaming for him
Fangirl: OMG I love Jacob Sartorius

Me: I fuckin give up with this world 😑
by Futurenese November 2, 2016
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Jacob Sartorius

by Do The Mario March 6, 2017
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jacob sartorius

a talentless 12 year old that got famous from making bad musical.lys and trying way too hard. all the nine year old girls love him, for some reason.
nine year old girl: omG!!! JACob saRTORIUS IS sO HAWT!13!!!2!7!1!!
other ppersonn: wtf he's twelve? and he doesn't even do anything?
by yumplacenta June 29, 2016
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