by jayden stephenson February 02, 2018
Jersey is a depressed emo who regularly gets physically abused by his parents. Jersey is good looking, good at sports, and is a all round lad. Jersey is known to talk to himself and be a little bit special.
by Craig detain Me November 23, 2021
To ask someone for their phone number. But just like a sport’s jersey, you get their name and number.
Joe: “You look so good I just had to come ask if I can have your jersey?”
Jane: “What? I’m not wearing a jersey...”
Joe: “Nah, i mean your name and number. You know like a jersey.”
Jane: “ Ooh lol. That’s cute, okay. And I’m Jane by the way.”
Jane: “What? I’m not wearing a jersey...”
Joe: “Nah, i mean your name and number. You know like a jersey.”
Jane: “ Ooh lol. That’s cute, okay. And I’m Jane by the way.”
by RipSquad August 15, 2020
by Hdhdhhdhcneh June 10, 2020
by AMILLSGGB June 14, 2010
Taking a dump immediately after taking a shower.
Like getting your car cleaned, and immediately having a Jersey City bum throw a bag of shit on your car as you leave. Also, if a flock of birds drop shits on your car after it was washed.
Like getting your car cleaned, and immediately having a Jersey City bum throw a bag of shit on your car as you leave. Also, if a flock of birds drop shits on your car after it was washed.
After a nice long hot shower, I was livid when my stomach started rumbling and I knew I was about to have to take a Jersey City Carwash.
by Getfighted138 January 19, 2022
Women who seek out jersey wearing athletes (i.e. bicyclists, basketball players, football players, etc.) for sexual encounters, essentially sports groupies. See: Bullpen Beef
The Jersey Jumpers were sitting in the bleachers trying to hit on members of the bicycling team, just like the Bullpen Beef we saw the night before hitting on the Oakland A's bullpen players.
by Captain Incredible x Infinity February 13, 2014