A phrase said when one must do something that he/she does not want to do. Comes from the movie Jackass 3D, when Steve-O is introducing the stunt that he does not want to do, involving a Tee-Ball hitting him in the testicles.
One may use this when ones parental figure or boss tells them to do something they do not want to do, whilst not doing the task earns them a punishment such as not receiving a sum of money or something along those lines.
One may use this when ones parental figure or boss tells them to do something they do not want to do, whilst not doing the task earns them a punishment such as not receiving a sum of money or something along those lines.
1. Steve-O: Hi, I'm Steve-O... Why do I have to be Steve-O? Hi, I'm Steve-O and this is Tee Ball! *Ryan Dunn hits him in the testicles with a Tee Ball*
2: Bob's boss: I need that inventory done by 10:00 or you will not get your paycheck!
Bob: Okay... Why do I have to be Steve-O?
2: Bob's boss: I need that inventory done by 10:00 or you will not get your paycheck!
Bob: Okay... Why do I have to be Steve-O?
by Timmis Edwards June 27, 2011
A phrase from the show "Lost" said by the ruthless mercenary Martin Keamy. It is most often used on the iMDB message board for "Lost" in response to a nonsensical thread or just to voice a certain type of annoyance against the OP.
Original Poster: LOST SUCKS FOR REALZZ MAN! DEY KILL OFF AL DE BLACK PEOLE FUCKIN RACIST SHOW YO!
Responding Poster: Don't you have something to mop up?
Responding Poster: Don't you have something to mop up?
by Benry_Lale May 23, 2009
a creative and subtle way of saying that you're going to have a shitty day (derived from a florida orange juice commercial).
John: I got an email saying the professor would post our grades today.
Mike: at least I have my orange juice...
Mike: at least I have my orange juice...
by AngryAtom January 19, 2011
A way for others to know that what you mean is "I find your existance to be below acceptable realms of human intelligence."
by Scott Baker June 27, 2004
The Moon is made out of cheese. Have you gone Raving Mad! The moon isn't made out of you silly old bat.
by Archaic Wordnerd October 15, 2017
A funny, and quick way of saying "In hindsight". A reference to something done in the recent past that led to something going wrong, something that didn't have to happen if the person made a different choice.
Instead of saying: You know, in hindsight, you really didn't need to drink seven cups of coffee. Now you've made yourself sick.
Just say: You should have bought a squirrel.
Just say: You should have bought a squirrel.
by Patience Q Jones March 01, 2023
It means that they should have bought a tv as something else to do instead of constantly having sex.
by Dr. Steve Gates August 25, 2017