Holy Swagamole

An exclamative phrase similar to "holy shit!" or "holy guacamole!", used to describe situations of utmost swag or to make fun of something stupid.
"Holy Swagamole! you fucking suck at this game!"
or
"Holy Swagamole that guys fucking awesome!"
by aasssaeqwwwwwwf February 25, 2025
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When a person has a Head Like A Hole by the band Nine Inch Nails that is full of Holy Water and the size of a Watermelon with a giant John Mellencamp, they have a Head Like A Holy Water Mellencamp.
"Thou shalt not forsake my Head Like A Holy Water Mellencamp under the rug!"

Judy: "Hey, Donna? Do you like that song called "Head Like A Hole" by Nine Inch Nails?"

Donna: "Sure! It's ok!"

Judy: "What about Holy Water? Do you like that?"

Donna: "I guess so! Why do you ask?"

Judy: "I just wanted to know if you wanted some. Say, do you like Watermelons?"

Donna: "Yes. You know I do. What are you getting at?"

Judy: "Nothing, but I scored some tickets to see John Mellencamp tomorrow. Do you want to go?"

Donna: "That would be awesome! Sure, I'll go!"

Judy: "Great! Don't forget to pack your Head Like A Holy Water Mellencamp!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 26, 2023
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Holy Padonkadonke !

Expression used to show that you think something is surprising, shocking, or impressive.
Holy Padonkadonke ! Would you look at this traffic jam !
by Gregalmighty August 26, 2021
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Holy Challenge

When you ejaculate in your girlfriend's anal, vagina, and mouth at the same moment and ask her to hold it all in.
I finished in all of her holes! OMG the holy CHALLENGE.
by Smileychika January 17, 2019
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Holy Diamond

The Holy Diamond is a series of piercings which is all connected by 14 karot gold chains. The series starts at the ceptum, a small bar septum which goes to mid nostril on both sides. Then two chains from each side connect down to lower lip rings (yes this does make it hard to eat, but it’s a great weight loss program). From the lip rings it goes to the nips, then down from the nips it all connects and finishes up at the bellybutton
Zach: Did you see Paul’s Holy Diamond?

Daria: Yes! I can’t believe he actually got his nipples pierced for that!!
by bettytheyettislayer February 26, 2018
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Holy Blow 69000

When a male gets his penis stuck inside of a vacuum cleaner with gum stuck to the inside, giving pleasure to the victim.
“Yo man, I just got Holy Blow 69000 from Grandma’s Vacuum!”
Todd’s cleaner gave me Holy Blow”
by w2step71 February 08, 2022
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