I Thumped her Pumpkin

This is the art of sexual intercourse, a joke version. That or making sweet love to a pumpkin. The first is the preferred version.

Example 1: I thumped her pumpkin so hard her ears blead last night...

Example 2: Damn that Hubard Squash, I had no date so I thumped that pumpkin and gave it a pearl necklass...

by Clinton Shanley April 11, 2008

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get her spoons wet

When one gets ones spoons wet. A man would spoon a woman whilst ejaculating on her back.

If this happens to you, you would have encountered in a wet spoon.

"im going to get her spoons wet"
"ahh mate i just wet her spoon"
"oi got with this bird last night got her spoons wet"
"i'll totally wet her spoon"

a female would say
"babe like i got my spoons wet for the first time last night"

by pazgrarroobekpeltom January 7, 2012

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all up in her situation

Getting physically intimate with a female.

"Awh man, check Debbie over there, you should get all up in her situation!!!"

"Yeah, I walked into the bathroom and he was all up in her situation!"

by ElectricGav December 2, 2009

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To bruise her / his / it's spine

This describes the act of penetration so deep that it could in fact bruise the individual's spine

how would you like me to bruise your spine?
Christ, I'd like to bruise her / his / it's spine

by Markdkny May 23, 2007

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fuck her right in the pussy

to put the genatlalia of a man (the penis) into those of a woman (the vagina)

often used by "fred" who has a yotube channel named "FHRITP" (fuck her right in the pussy) who goes up to news stations takes the microphone on news stations and says "fuck her roght in the pussy".

And, fuck her right in the pussy!

by KoalaPlays December 24, 2018

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