Train face

A person whose face looks like it has been hit by a train.

Guy 1- Bro, what do you think of that chick over there.
Guy 2- Her. She has a train face

by Lol master January 31, 2015

catch'a face

Form of good-bye

To say good-bye to a female whom you are trying to engage in coitus with, yet the conversation that you just had with her was in no was beneficial towards getting a sexual encounter. the term "catch'a face" would be used in frustration because of the wasted time just talking.

We talked for hours, and then she just fell to sleep, So I said catch'a face and left.

by MrLeighbear December 19, 2011

sober face

Walking, talking, acting like a normal citizen at the necessary time to the best of your abilities when you are drunk as all Hell.

Shut up and put on your sober face. Cops are parked right around the corner.

Nobody knew how wasted I was during my speech...my sober face had them fooled

by Uncleruck April 26, 2008

calzone face

A face that resembles a vagina.

Lol. That chick has a blatant calzone face.

by Ed Wilkinson March 22, 2008

Dark Face

A girl you meet on the beach at night that sounds and looks good in the dark, but when you take her into the light, she's ugly.

Tim: Dude did you hook up with that girl last night?

Heidecker: No way bro, she was a total Dark Face.

Tim: Gross!!!

by Classic Murph April 6, 2011

Face Dumping

The act of checking your facebook status updates while taking a dump. Usually via a mobile device.

Yo, Why did you take do long in the bathroom?

Sorry, I was face dumping and lost track of time.

by HGH-MO July 19, 2009

Some Of The Face

If you get 'some of the face' it means that you have kissed someone. Or if you want some of the face then it means you would like to kiss someone. It is usually accompanied witha a swirling, sweeping, open-handed gesture circling your own face.

Dude #1 - Yo, how did you get on with that chick last night?
Dude #2 - Well, I got some of the face.
Dude #1 - Nice.

by Jager Steve October 11, 2007