Ethan

Makes banging ravioli and is mediocre at mini golf

Don't be an Ethan

by Indian beads September 17, 2019

Ethan

his favorite catchphrase is " I'd like you to know." Thinks he is Matthew McConaughey
drives a 2002 buick calls it Tralier Trash Tammy and runs out of gas in front of boyfriends dorm in front of German twins
He hits traffic cones for fun
changes his major every other week
everyone is out to get him. Always receives dirty looks

that ethan just ran over a traffic cone

by IKittywinters September 18, 2019

ethan

Kieler gay best friend he is almost as kool as kieler but not a quite

he is v v gay he is a gay ethan

by ethans kooleo friend September 26, 2019

Ethan

Math! He only does Math

Ethan is so good at math

by Person 1003 September 27, 2019

Ethan

Pussy mostly sucks dick cant fight

Ethan is gay

by Bot wombat September 30, 2019

Ethan

When off of his ADHD drugs, he could lose control . Drinks three dr peppers and Red Bull because it reverses the caffeine effect.

Hey, what the fuck is he doing?

It’s Ethan

by SickDucker October 2, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is a boy so peng it’s unreal😩🤩. His so funny and so fucking strong. Everyone needs a Ethan in there life. If u have one don’t loose him as he is the best u r ever gonna get. Ethan can be a bit rude and arrogant sometimes but he can also be a little roady. He is also an inside joker with so much banter

That boy Ethan is some mad sort

by 69meeebaby October 3, 2019