Ethan

An Ethan is a dick head wh doesn't know what he is doing usually tall. He has a loyal girlfriend that he doesn't deserve

That dude has to be an ethan

by Kyster22 July 27, 2018

Ethan Stefanou

Porn addicted male slut who likes to jerk to pictures of his ex and present girlfriend. Extremely addicted to porn. Wanks an average of 7 times a day. Needs to get a life.

"What the fuck is ethan stefanou watching on pornhub!!"

by RobloxSLut July 29, 2018

Ethan Couch ain't got nuthin' on me

A "modern day" variation on the classic "I'll be able to call David Rockefeller a tramp" saying, and used to humorously refer to your having made a modest profit and/or unexpectedly gained a few bucks extra on a difficult job you recently completed.

Cool hunk #1, seeing his buddy --- who had jokingly told him earlier that morning that he was "wearing himself out getting rich" by driving here and there around town for a couple hours to give several people car-rides for a few bucks apiece --- feverishly lugging humongous bundles of bagged returnable-containers along a hot dusty highway: Gettin' too rich there, Dude?
Cool hunk #2: Yeah, fer sher, Pal --- I declare, I'm gettin' so gol-durned filthy-rich that I can hardly even carry all my vast wealth around! Ethan Couch ain't got nuthin' on me!

by QuacksO August 17, 2018

ethan hit

The last hit from a bowl/bong, when everyone else thinks it’s dead, and that last suborn person demands to get one last hit out of it.

“Hey dude, you want the ethan hit?”

“Hold on man, there’s still an ethan hit!”

by BadWolf98 August 20, 2018

ETHAN BRODA

HE IS THE BRODA OF THE BRODAS , HE HAS MANY ALIAS EHTANPYTHON, RACCOON HAIR, HE IS FEARD AMONG FELLOW GAMERS HIS PRESENCE CAN NEVER BE FORESEEN. HIS MAIN GOAL IS TO BLOW UP AND ACT LIKE HE DONT KNOW NOBODY,

OH MY GOD THERE IS AN ETHAN BRODA NEAR US, QUICK, DO THE RACCOON SALUTE

by BRODA BOI 123 January 22, 2019

ETHAN BRODA

HE IS THE GENERALS OF THE BRODAS. NO SALUTE CAN GIVE THIS MAN ENOUGH RESPECT, BUT TO PLEASE HIM YOU HAVE TO SALUTE HIM WITH THE SACRED HANDSHAKE THAT ONLY OTHER TRUE BRODAS KNOW! HE GOES BY MANY ALIAS ETHANPYTHON, RACCOON HAIR AND THE MOST KNOWN ETHAA. HIS ARCH ENEMY CODENAMED EVIL E LURKS THE SHADOWS OF HAIRLINE HILLS TO CATCH THIS BRODA, BUT NEVER PREVAILS. THERE ARE RUMORS OF HIS SECRET BOOK THE BRODA CODES EXISTENCE, WHO EVER IS LUCKY ENOUGH TO FIND THE BOOK, THEY WILL BE NAMED BRODAA!!!!

OH MY GOD ETHAN BRODA IS COMING, QUICK, SALUTE

by BRODA BOI 123 January 22, 2019

Ethan Garnett

Usually short but always funny like most Ethan’s he’s also extremely good at mobile games but not really console or pc. Ethan Garnett is always right and a perfect friend

Ethan Garnett is a midget

by Yote the boat January 23, 2019