Someone who sneaks behind and pokes someone in the ear so hard they leak banana nut pudding from all orifices.
Gary: That damn ear poker got me good!! I didn't have enough paper towels to clean up. It was pretty embarrassing.
Tom: dang man that so suck
Tom: dang man that so suck
by PapaDroe February 08, 2018
The act of a man ejaculating into an elderly persons ear, then slapping them softly across the side of the face, making a point to touch said ear, with a tuna fish and letting out a random sexually explicit battle cry involving an animal of preference.
by RippedA January 04, 2014
She had ear hustle all day long.
by Ghost72 January 07, 2023
When a man jerks off through a person's gauge stretched earlobe hole and then ejaculates into the person's ear.
As I gave him and 'inner ear injection' I thought to myself, "If I gauge my ears, will he do this for me?"
by @therealpopeyeschickensandwich October 16, 2020
by adric September 21, 2016
Someone who doesn’t own a shower and can’t afford hot water and soap. No head and shoulders in sight. Ears filled with pesto, recipe down below. Drinking addiction L, ant infested ears, around 109 undiscovered species in one ear. Camera quality looks like tv static. Samsung supreme, pesto perfectionist, head and shoulders hierarchy, hygiene Hunter, shower segregator, yellow teeth tantaliser, minecraft machine
by Earsfilledwithpesto April 27, 2022
The putrescent buildup of curd-like slime in the crease behind the ears, often as a result of failure to wash adequately; In severe cases, its scent carries the tell-tale mustiness of unkempt vagina that has been clad in the same pair of tight jeans for several summer days.
by Figgledorf the Clown November 21, 2016