Door Bagel

Snack offered to persons overstaying their welcome.
A parting gift traditionally offered at the end of a failed relationship.

Don't let this delicious door bagel hit you on the way out, Batman.

by LyricalWordsmith420 May 19, 2018

Door bagel

A refreshing snack traditionally offered with malice intent upon exit.

Don't let this delicious door bagel hit you on your way out.
"I'm taking the kids to my mothers, i want you and this delicious door bagel gone by the time i return."

by LyricalWordsmith420 May 19, 2018

Hopping out of the ford door

Lyrics used in Big Shaq's "mans not hot" song.

Alex: What's your favorite lyric in any song?

Adam: "Hopping out of the ford door" by Big Shaq

Alex:Me too

by XxCringy_COD_gamer69xX May 21, 2018

dumb as a door

someone that is so stupid that can only open and close, not literally.

Farin is dumb as a door; he doesn't have a clue what it waits for him.

by Lxiaoqi April 7, 2018

Door Seat

The seat of the person who has recently told a room silencing joke, one that would make all others feel awkward now that they have heard it. The person being called a “door seat” will have to exit through the door.

Brandon tells an awkward joke; others then proceed to call him a door seat, Brandon must now exit in shame.

by Ham-Hock June 6, 2018

Door Screech

The high pitched screech some doors make. Also possible of being made by humans.

"stop door screeching"

by BPTRY June 29, 2019

door

it is something you walk in and out of and is the worst weapon you slam it in someones face and can be brutal thin twice about a door if you don't know what it is.

bro: hey you see this DOOR it just killed my teacher

bro 2: dang that is bad it is brutal.

by laljjdfvhrhv July 27, 2019