by JooJ, The Bird January 22, 2017

The Australian saying “I didn’t come here for a haircut” is used to express that someone is there for a specific purpose and not to waste time. It’s often said in a straightforward or humorous way to emphasize that they expect action or results.
For example, if someone walks into a bar and orders a beer but the bartender is slow to serve, they might say, “Mate, I didn’t come here for a haircut.” In this case, it means they came for a drink, not to stand around waiting.
It’s similar to saying, “Let’s get on with it,” or “I’m here for business, not for small talk.”
For example, if someone walks into a bar and orders a beer but the bartender is slow to serve, they might say, “Mate, I didn’t come here for a haircut.” In this case, it means they came for a drink, not to stand around waiting.
It’s similar to saying, “Let’s get on with it,” or “I’m here for business, not for small talk.”
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