Purchase college 

a chemical reaction that occurs when thousands of misfit hipster types descend upon a shitty post industrial pseudo campus, finding other oddlings such as themselves, do truly exist, and proceed to become extremely intoxicated, whilst listening to their uncle and his drinking buddies play shitty music in the the student center.

however there are a minority of oddlings immune to this ghastly reaction, who just happen to be some of the most amazing people you'll ever meet.

hey guys let's go to the co-op and get some of that piss they call coffee

yea! and then we can make some earplugs out of paper mache to bring to the show tonight.

rad.

purchase college: see also, cliche, poser, bad taste, bubble of smug

Purchase college by girlonstilts June 15, 2009

Boston College

University located in Chestnut Hill, MA. The students have intense feelings of superiority, mainly because most of them are.

The school has intense rivalries with most of the schools in the area. But one of the most well known rivalries is with Notre Dame.

Friends don't let friends to go to Notre Dame. They send them to Boston College.

Boston College by QuestionMark November 14, 2005

Dunkadelic Phat 5 of College Basketball 

The Phat 5 had atleast one of the programs in the Final Four for 17 consecutive years from 1962-1978. The streak was ended by Magic Johnson and Larry Bird in 1979 with their epic battle that was also the rebirth of the NBA. The new sreak is from 1988-2005, 18 consectutive years and counting. There will much anticipation in 2006 to see if the Phat 5 can extend the streak to 19 consecutive Final Fours.

The Phat 5 of College Basketball is the greatest collection of winning teams of All-Time in any sport when you look at the wins, players, champioships, and the history of the programs.

Dunkadelic Phat 5 of College Basketball by Derrick E. Vaughan April 7, 2005

Grove City College 

home to some of the best people you will ever meet.

The students of Grove City College are boss

Grove City College by tods May 24, 2011

Sixth College 

She newest college at UCSD. It is the newest college at UCSD, being founded in 2002. Even though it is the newest college, it houses the oldest dorms. Due to the fact that Sixth looks like a summer camp, it's been affectionately named Camp Snoopy. The core sequence (a class named CAT) is pretty much complete BS, but it's only for one year. Also, the dining hall (Foodworx) sucks except for the pizza, which is probably the best on campus. Also located really far away from everything except Center Hall and Price Center.

Dude, you live in Sixth College? That must suck to live off in Syberia. Oh well, at least you're not in Revelle!

Sixth College by wisemanknowsnothing February 23, 2007

Backpack College 

A backpack college is when a student comes home from college every weekendvinstead of staying and partying at your school. This is often confused with a suitcase college which really means a commuter college and the student has no choice but to go home.

Tim-Where is everyone at?
Bill- People are bitches and go home every weekend.
Tim- This is such a backpack college!

Backpack College by college kid knows November 19, 2009

Garforth Community College

“The place where the devil teaches his workings”. This is primarily done my brain washed minions, more commonly known as "Teachers". If a person wishes to loose the will to live and be imprisoned for 25 hours of torture...come to Garforth Community College, where we can educate you by some of the most retarded tutors in the world!!!

Oh and don’t forget guys....REVISE, because you don’t wan to crash and burn

Person A - How I wish I could find the gateway to hell...
Person B - Well sure sunny, step right up and go through the new pointless door way...then choose any direction because it all leads the same place!

Emo A - I wish I could die slowly and painfully
Emo B - I've heard good things about Garforth Community College

Garforth Community College by MAC AGENT December 14, 2008