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COVID balls

When your scrotum has become so loose from constantly wearing sweatpants without underwear that lifelong wearers of briefs can now only wear boxers. Caused by the major lifestyle changes from the pandemic.
Example 1:
Becky: Why is your trashcan filled with underwear?
Adam: Pandemic's given me major COVID balls, they hang so low now that I had to replace my briefs with boxers.
Becky: Send pic

Example 2:
Doc: And cough
John: Cough cough
Doc: Hanging pretty loose huh? Recent change?
John: Yep, can't even wear briefs anymore
Doc: Must be COVID balls, my wife's got the COVID tits
John: Is there a cream for that?
by maxinsight19 May 12, 2021
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ball twiddling

The process in which the balls are being caressed and played with by someone's hands and or fingers. This can be a form of ball juggling as well. Ball twiddling also refers to the action of placing the balls in and around the mouth.
While blowing him, for maximum effect I gave him an epic ball twiddling as well.
by bosswoman December 28, 2014
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Master Balling

EX: Dude stop Master balling all the time.

EX2: I master balled to Pokemon Leafgreen yesterday.
by JING MIKE MOY January 21, 2014
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storm in the balls

I should have never had sex with that hooker and now I have Storm in the balls.
by xxxxxRCxxxxx November 20, 2007
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strip ball

A game like horse except instead of getting letters the person takes off an item of clothing.
by D831 October 6, 2013
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Balls Sackolini

2 girthy meatballs and a long spaghetti noodle forming a dick and balls
Dude, the cook gave you a balls sackolini
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balls to the wall

This term significantly predates airplanes all together. The term "balls to the wall" originated with James Watt's invention of the centrifugal governor used on early steam engines (circa 1774, well before the Wright brothers at Kitty Hawk). Over the years, these types of governors were adapted for use on various other types of engines, including many aircraft engines. Some aircraft have a ball shape at the end of the throttle control, which is actually a clever reference to the governor mechanism, no doubt conceived by a witty designer. It is easy to see where one could get the (wrong) impression that "balls to the wall" would indicate the position of the throttle lever, when in fact, the term, strictly speaking, is a reference to the position of the weights on the governor.
Increase engine speed! Balls to the wall!
by engineering etymologist July 20, 2010
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