Christian Academy of Knoxville

Not actually Christian. Just for kids who have premarital sex and vape/do drugs. For kids who either got kicked out or are too stupid to get into Webb. Extremely jealous of The Webb School of Knoxville. They talk about the importance of Christ then go and poop on the Bible. Sorry school with even worse students.

The Christian Academy of Knoxville is trash.

by Fgvvcc33 November 23, 2021

Hethersett Academy

C̶o̶m̶e̶ i̶n̶ w̶i̶t̶h̶ h̶o̶p̶e̶, o̶u̶t̶ w̶i̶t̶h̶ d̶e̶p̶r̶e̶s̶s̶i̶o̶n̶. W̶a̶y̶ t̶o̶ m̶u̶c̶h̶ h̶o̶m̶e̶w̶o̶r̶k̶. M̶o̶s̶t̶ e̶f̶f̶i̶c̶i̶e̶n̶t̶ m̶o̶n̶e̶y̶ m̶a̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ s̶c̶h̶o̶o̶l̶, a̶s̶ t̶h̶a̶t̶ i̶s̶ a̶l̶l̶ t̶h̶e̶ t̶r̶u̶s̶t̶ c̶a̶r̶e̶s̶ a̶b̶o̶u̶t̶. U̶s̶e̶s̶ b̶r̶i̶b̶e̶r̶y̶ t̶o̶ g̶e̶t̶ g̶o̶o̶d̶ o̶f̶s̶t̶e̶d̶ r̶e̶v̶i̶e̶w̶s̶.
Be kind
Take pride
Work hard

Embrace opportunities

If you are having a bad day, you are feeling hethersett academyish.
“Yesterday it was raining. It felt quite gloomy and hethersett academyish.

by Whynopleaseaaaaawhytho November 23, 2021

hermitage academy

best school in chester. i love it when i find alive bugs in my pasta and almost throw up. i love it when i get screamed at for wearing a cost indoors when its -5°. i love the racist, homophobic, transphobic, islamophobic, sexist and xenophobic teachers that somehow havent been fired yet. i love it when they let the popular lads off being arses. i love it when i get a c3 immediately for rolling up my skirt that is ridiculously long but when a lad rolls his trousers up or untucks his shirt he gets only a warning and not even a flag.

“hermitage academy is the sickest school man, way better than park view”

by giawcatherine May 24, 2023

south seminole academy

a shitty school that is full of ghetto white people. dr. c thinks that adding “Academy” will make it sound amazing, but its not. the girls bathroom on 3rd floor doesnt have mirrors or a little counter anymore, why u ask? bc someones big fat ass sat on it and broke it. and in 1st floor girls bathroom doesn’t have a door in the big stall, why? bc someone decided to take the hinges off. the stairwell near ms s and mrs o is falling apart. the ceiling is literally falling, baseboards r being ripped off, and someone put silly string everywhere!! oh and earlier in the year someone spilt baby oil on the floor on 3rd floor and one of the stairwells, i thought i was gonna die bc people was falling everywhere i looked . OH AND, half of the stairwells smell like grandma pussy and bounce that ass. bro and someone get that elevator fixed, shit always break. AND THE FOOD, my friend literally took a bite of a chicken sandwich and it was RAW. oh and the milk was spoiled.

im so happy that tmr is my last day 😛. sorry all yall 6th and 7th graders.. have fun in hell for 2/1 more years. oh and the incoming 6th graders

someone: dude someone broke a toilet at my school..

someone else: oh you must go to south seminole academy!!

someone: yes! howd u know!?!?

someone else: bc that place is ghetto as fuck .

by ifuckinghateeveryone May 24, 2023

Ormiston Shelfield Community Academy

Full of hypocritical pricks who think they're hard as shit, their SENCO is absolutely shocking, and people who are from Blakenall starts shagging their cousin in the disabled green toilets, and those whos parents make more than 50k a year, youll fit in with the snobby group of kids in year 10. If people actually want to come here, make sure you arent gay, trans, autistic/disabled, because you'll end up hanging yourself with a noose. Teachers obviously take sides with the popular kids and Mr Riley's bald head is a national treasure.

"Don't take your kid to Ormiston Shelfield Community Academy, you'll regret it."

by LithiumSnortium June 1, 2023

The Archbishop Lanfranc Academy

A school situated in Mitcham Road, Croydon. It consits of 231 Asians, 401 Blacks, and 193 Whites. It aims to teach the youth about the key fundamentals of KS3 and KS4 topics, ranging from English to PE. The coolest asian has to be Zi-Han Wang. Coolest black has gotta be Madushie Logitech . Coolest white is of course is Cucper WierzoCock, what a good fellow! Anyways school is 2/10 and mr trehearn is the G.OA.T.

Hi, lets go to "The Archbishop Lanfranc Academy" at 8:15am!

by UnemployedBrother June 4, 2024

Longfield Academy

A school full of cunts masquerading as students.

Fun Fact: The students at Longfield Academy are so out of control that they broke into a factory and went joyriding on a forklift.

by BeanzMeenzHeinz June 21, 2024