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Joke

Jokes like..elephant can smash an ant.
by Nimosa November 29, 2023
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Liam Joke

A Liam Joke is a joke that is intended to be funny, but is rather painfully unfunny and beyond generic. The origin of the phrase “Liam Joke” comes from Liam Griffiths (Born January 13, 1999) who constantly uses the joke “Guess what? Chicken butt” when interacting with his family.
PlayerColton2k: Guess what?
Big B: What?
PlayerColton2k: Chicken butt
Big B: Wow, I’m pissing my pants so hard. You just told a Liam Joke.
PlayerColton2k: What’s a Liam Joke?
Big B: A joke that’s not funny.
by mrberenisp4d0 May 22, 2025
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Inside Joke

When a small group of people make up a joke (a phrase) while no one else is there (Sometimes because of an event that occurs, and then someone says something and it becomes an inside joke) and don't tell anyone about it, so every time anyone (whether from the group or not) says the phrase, they all start laughing like idiots for an unknown reason. It completely baffles people outside this group why it would be remotely funny. Most of the time it confuses them, or annoys the crap out of them.
Jeff started cracking up for no reason when I said "jelly"

Like wtf? Is that an inside joke?

Person 1: So I spread mayonnaise on my turkey the other day...
Person 2: Ahaahaahahahah!!! MAYONNAISE!!!!
Person 1: Wha-

Person 3: DID HE JUST SAY MAYONNAISE??!! AHAAHHAHAHAHAH
Person 1: Um??

Person 1: I checked out books from the library for my little brother, he seems to like The Very Hungry Caterpillar
Person 2: HAAHHJHSHJAHJDJHGGJDG HAHAAHHAHAHHA S SHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Person 3: *wheeze*
Person 1: .....

Person 1 walks away
by Uncreative Blob February 7, 2018
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Joke

Jake Paul is a joke. In fact, his real name is Joke Paul.
by Goat (real meaning) July 3, 2021
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Joke

Something funny. Literally anything it doesn't even have to be funny to be funny.

read to the bottom of this post for a joke.

A joke is a display of humour in which words are used within a specific and well-defined narrative structure to make people laugh and is not meant to be taken seriously. It takes the form of a story, usually with dialogue, and ends in a punch line. It is in the punch line that the audience becomes aware that the story contains a second, conflicting meaning. This can be done using a pun or other word play such as irony, a logical incompatibility, nonsense, or other means. Linguist Robert Hetzron offers the definition:

Identified as one of the simple forms of oral literature by the Dutch linguist André Jolles (de),2 jokes are passed along anonymously. They are told in both private and public settings; a single person tells a joke to his friend in the natural flow of conversation, or a set of jokes is told to a group as part of scripted entertainment. Jokes are also passed along in written form or, more recently, through the internet.

Stand-up comics, comedians and slapstick work with comic timing, precision and rhythm in their performance, relying as much on actions as on the verbal punchline to evoke laughter. This distinction has been formulated in the popular saying "A comic says funny things; a comedian says things funny".

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"That wasn't even a funny joke..."

"Suck my dick"

"Haha"
by dickmysuck November 7, 2018
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Joke

Joke
Joke.
by Xmeodmididl September 22, 2022
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tell some jokes

smoke mariganja

it started as "let's smoke", then it became "let's toke", then it fiercely evolved into "let's joke", then i added the "tell some" in a suave attempt to evade the popo and confuse my friends.
"Hey DOOD, let's go tell some jokes"

"NA SON, GOTSA HIT THE BOOKS"

"Fuck you nigga, imma slime on yo front porch"
by PuhPADDYDDIESALSONnanana January 1, 2012
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