When she drops and flops your penis her mouth for some fast head in the snack food aisle at the grocery store and you bust a fat nut down her chin leaving her dripping custard all the way to the express checkout.
Overhead Speaker: Stockboy with a mop to snack foods. There’s a special on aisle 3.
Bitch done dropped and gave me a special on aisle 3. All I wanted was some Doritos.
Bitch done dropped and gave me a special on aisle 3. All I wanted was some Doritos.
by Eaton Holgoode November 2, 2018
Get the Special on Aisle 3mug. When a quarterback throws a devastating interception in the end zone. Named after Russell Wilson’s turnovers in the red zone, most notably Russell Wilson’s interception in Super Bowl 49.
by GeneParmesanPE December 23, 2021
Get the Russell Wilson specialmug. by Glorified Toaster June 25, 2017
Get the meat lovers specialmug. When one becomes unruly and needs an adjustment in behavior, a fully clothed shower is given to settle down.
by B Dingus July 13, 2021
Get the Aunt Fran Specialmug. The adolescent act of rushing home after school to look up porn and masturbate on the singular family computer before the rest of the family returns home.
Person A: "Want to hang out after school?"
Person B: "No way dude, I am heading straight home to try an squeeze in an after school special. My family will be home soon, and we are heading out of town on vacation for the weekend once they arrive. If I don't rub this one out now, it will be never."
Person A: "YOU MUST HURRY, GO NOW!"
Person B: "No way dude, I am heading straight home to try an squeeze in an after school special. My family will be home soon, and we are heading out of town on vacation for the weekend once they arrive. If I don't rub this one out now, it will be never."
Person A: "YOU MUST HURRY, GO NOW!"
by J.Tugs July 9, 2011
Get the After School Specialmug. The act of 'rubbing one out' (masterbating) while taking a dump. Best shot is during the Superbowl, when there is a 30 min half-time. Practice during the season is recommended. Try it today!
I am so ready for the big game I've been practicing my Half-time Special all season, and I've come close during the playoffs.
by GKripe February 22, 2011
Get the Half-Time Specialmug. by UtahZombie November 30, 2009
Get the Cub Scout Specialmug.