by Hahakicked December 27, 2018
Get the Gas station mug.One who waits as long as possible to refill their gas tank. Fearing for a highway breakdown as they make one last trip on E.
OMG, I have driven 3 different places with my gas light on. I'm 1 trip away from a breakdown. I need to stop being such a pro(gas)tinator
by nickdfromda513 January 13, 2019
Get the Pro(gas)tinator mug.Person:"Hey, did you hear about the museum exploding?"
Other Person:"Yeah, heard it was caused by a Gas Explosion"
Person;"Funny thing, there wasn't a single gas source large to enough to cause an explosion of the magnitude"
Other Person:" Yeah, funny...."
*It was at this point that Other Person, knew he had to wipe Person's mind of this revelation, or his entire society would be found. And they can't have that, now can they?*
Other Person:"Yeah, heard it was caused by a Gas Explosion"
Person;"Funny thing, there wasn't a single gas source large to enough to cause an explosion of the magnitude"
Other Person:" Yeah, funny...."
*It was at this point that Other Person, knew he had to wipe Person's mind of this revelation, or his entire society would be found. And they can't have that, now can they?*
by Anontheanonymousv January 15, 2019
Get the gas explosion mug.Phrase used for when you or someone you know gets fucked in a gas station bathroom on the floor by the janitor
P1: Hey, what took you so long ?
P2: I was filling up the car, I went inside and got some of that gas station meat
P2: I was filling up the car, I went inside and got some of that gas station meat
by Skeletonpotato June 11, 2018
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by The person of true fact January 19, 2019
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