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ISIS Fart

Joe : Aw man that fart felt great
Bob: He just had an ISIS Fart.
by warwagon1979 November 8, 2017
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Flixx fart

Unfortunateloading’ interruptions while watching Netflix.
I was really getting into that movie when I had to wait for a flixx fart.
by Ottawaurbanist February 11, 2018
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Stealth Fart

This is when you hold in a fart for just enough time, then let it out very strategically, so then it comes out silent.
Hey man, I had to stealth fart earlier, it was nasty.
by HunterForLife December 30, 2016
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sketchy fart

When your fart is too wet for comfort. You also question if you shat your pants or not.
The Taco Bell from dinner gave me a sketchy fart. I now have streaks in my underwear.
by fuern3 January 4, 2017
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Fart Tunnel

When you stick a straw in you butthole and connect it someone else's butthole and then fart in it so it goes from your butt to the other person's butt. It is a rare form or intimacy that only the most passionate of lovers (or even friends) dare to try.
She wouldn't believe that I loved her until we tried the fart tunnel. Now we're happily married with two kids.
by seungminnie August 23, 2020
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Zoom Fart

A Zoom Fart occurs when a person farts loudly on a Zoom videoconference. It can be particularly embarrassing if the person is not muted at the time. If the person is not muted, they will be unable to deny responsibility for the fart because the fart could be so loud that the camera will automatically go to that person’s face.
Balthazar could not deny the tremendous fart he blew during the Q4 earnings call for his job because he blew a Zoom Fart and was not muted at the time. The camera immediately turned to his guilty face.
by Tony Splagola November 2, 2020
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Misjudged Fart

A bout of intestinal discomfort masquerading as a fart. The owner attempts the release of said discomfort, in some severe cases even forces it out, and anticipates the typical flatulent. With a misjudged fart, the result actually ends up being an ejection of fecal matter.
Guys we have to leave NOW.

What are you talking about, we’ve been here 20 minutes. I haven’t even bagged a whore yet.

I just had a misjudged fart and I have to get these underwear in the garbage ASAP.
by A. Massey October 6, 2020
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