shitting ass

shitting in the butt crack without releasing it

dude i think he was just shitting ass

he just shat ass

by peenieweenies March 25, 2019

Shit cupboard

Cupboard where you store all the stuff you don’t need but can’t bare to throw away, just in case.

Gaz said “ I had to replace my toilet on Sunday but to get to the stop cock I then had to empty my shit cupboard....

by Dan1ssol June 19, 2024

shit flame

A "shit flame" is a term to describe a person who causes unaltered distress in someone. Commonly used by Mr.Lahey of Trailer Park Boys.

2. Also Know as "Shit fire"

Jim Lahey: Ricky grew up as a little Shit spark from the ol' "shit flame" and then he turned into a shit bonfire and driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance he turned into a raging shit fire storm.

by StonedShitrat January 27, 2016

Recursive-circle-jerk-shit-bag

John Alan used this term to refer to Kanye West after he tweeted that women being called bitches in rap is a term of endearment.

MIke: Did you hear Kanye's new album?
Dave: Ya, that recursive-circle-jerk-shit-bag is misogynistic.

by I-am-not-the-same September 15, 2016

Pizza shit

You eat so much pizza you end up bed ridden and in pain until you finally explode a few times in runny stinky shittiness

Boy 1: “man I took the biggest pizza shit this morning”
Boy 2: “ I hope you flushed for you sisters sake”
Boy 1: “I’ll be back!!!”

by TheFruitOfSorrow March 22, 2021

SHIT SANDWICH PARADOX

The SHIT SANDWICH has different parts explained by HEIGHT of the SHIT SANDWICH PARTS and the name of the PARTS.

MAKING A SHIT SANDWICHES

HIGHEST BREAD OF CHOICE ROOF
HIGHER CEILING OF BREAD
SHIT FECES EXCREMENT POOP CRAP CENTER
LOWER. FLOOR

LOWEST UNDER FLOOR

Here is the SHIT SANDWICH PARADOX where you are sitting in a BUILDING you can't see the outside of the BREAD which is the HIGHEST , you can see the HIGHER part though but in a SHIT SANDWICH you can't see the HIGHER PART. Again where you are sitting in the BUILDING you can see the LOWER part as the FLOOR but in the SHIT SANDWICH you can't see the LOWER PART because the SHIT IS COVERING IT and the LOWEST part in the BUILDING you can't see UNDER THE FLOOR BUTT in a SHIT SANDWICH you can see the LOWEST PART which is OUTSIDE THE SHIT SANDWICH so therefore YOU CAN'T MAKE A SHIT SANDWICH IN ANY BUILDING but the only thing is , it TURDS OUT the CENTER IS ALL SHIT without any SANDWICH you can't make in any BUILDING therefore you need to call the PEDOPHILE and not employ any REJECTION but that is a PARADOX too.

by INSERT CAREFULLY September 15, 2021

Shit and Run

The act of posting to an internet forum, message board or social networking site for the sole purpose of antagonizing others with angry or insulting posts, and then quickly disappearing. Usually adds nothing of substance to the ongoing conversation. Also see: Trolling.

"That guy came in here, told us we all suck, and never posted again. Guess he's a 'shit and run' poster".

by Peppy Zippy Zoo November 6, 2014