Your

Short for You’re which is short for you are.

Your a weirdo muffins. Your annoying me muffins because you won’t stfu about your and you’re.

by Pumpkin spice and everything j February 4, 2021

Your mom

Fat

If you eat cheeseburgers and weigh 1000 pounds your either American or live with your mom or even both

by Karlstir February 5, 2021

Throw your friends day!

On March 10th you can throw your friends any time! Its international throw your friends day! Have fun!

Eg. Ethan: Hey bro!
Mark: What?
Ethan; It's International throw your friends day!

Mark: Oh no...
Ethan: *throws Mark*

by GuyWhoHitsTheirFaceOnTheFloor February 5, 2021

Your face is killing me

A phrase spoken by a famous Dutch serial murderer Maria Swanenburg before stalking her victims and poisoning them with arsenic while they slept. Most of her victims were immigrants from Asian countries.

Me: 'I heard someone whisper your face is killing me when I was taking a video'
Friend: 'OMG dude, you're gonna die tonight!'

by cmonjustgimmeahandlename February 7, 2021

National give your girl your sweatshirt day

Feb 8th is give your girlfriend your hoodie day! It will make her so so happy and she will love you forever. Pro tip: Make it smell like you;)

Max: Bella here’s my hoodie because it’s National give your girl your sweatshirt day!

Bella: Aw, it smells so good. Ur the best:))

by B.briggs February 7, 2021

Your ass

Flat

Your ass is flat Ysabelle

by PlayboiCholo February 8, 2021

KELP YOUR ASS

To make someone’s ass so wet it remind you of underwater cabbage

“I wanna kelp your ass so bad tonight” said Tom

by Deifiner111426 February 9, 2021