fuck me running

to bicker at another waste of flesh.

"fuck me running you fucknose, i'm not doing the laundry i'd rather fuck your mothers face"

by momo September 27, 2003

double puma fucked

When two guys wearing Puma track suits hit on the one available girl at the bar.

I wanted to make a move but she was already getting double puma fucked by the two guys from before.

by Kryweeze May 19, 2009

texas fuck you

a bigger, faster, stronger version of 'fuck you'

girl: oh yeah, well i cheated on you!
guy: TEXAS FUCK YOU!

by Frattlesnake December 8, 2009

sucked the fucked up

1. When a person has been hanging out with fucked up people and is now sucked into their fucked up group.
2. When a fucked up group sucks in an innocent person.
3. When a female sucks the cock of a fucked up guy.

Oh man, Kory sucked the fucked up and joined Marilyns group.

by posseidonsmistress April 14, 2009

shit o' fuck

Usually past tence, it is the time when you are in deep shit and/or saying the word "fuck" repeadedly because of constant screw ups.

It was shit o' fuck when I was asked to prove that I had studied last night.

by Kurbeeh July 25, 2008

awesome fucked up

Fucked up and disturbing in a way that it is also awesome.

Alternatively, fucked up awesome.

Man, the Pixies have some awesome fucked up lyrics.

by Narrenschiff March 28, 2007

share the fucking monkey

1.) A phrase commonly used by shit-faced uncles who want to have a piece of your success or are warning you against sharing the wealth

2.) Cutting up any member of the primate family and distributing it amongst your fellows: esp. chimpanzees, oragutangs, and small children

Uncle Kevin: Hey, Hey, you tell those bitches over there that your not going to share the fucking monkey.

Joey: Thats Aunt helen and your kids

by jose Smose June 24, 2007