Fuck yo couch

A term used when you want to mix things up instead of saying 'fuck you'. If you got screwed over or you got fucked then it can also be changed for that too. It can also refer to as not wanting to get fucked up.

*Person 1 to person 2* "Hey look at that little bitch right there!"
*Person 2 to person 1* "Dude, Fuck yo couch!"
-or-
*Person 1 to person 2* "Man, I just got my couch fucked!!"
*Person 2 to person 1* "How? What happened?"
-or-
*Person 1 to person 2** "I dont want them to fuck my couch!"
*Person 2 to person 1* "Then quit fuckin their couch and nothin will happen."

by The1965Ghost March 2, 2010

Fucked Up Human

A fucked up human is one who applies a simple one dimensional binary scale to regarding itself as valid and thus disregardig all other humans as invalid. In that unyeilded imbalance -- all word forms deriving from the prefix of "dis" are acheived. disrespect, disregard, dysfuction, Disruption etc... Soley from this dysfunctional imbalance, it would have to fail. So additionally, a continuous highly sklled effort to manipulte their truth and trust is employed. These are basically done only in two ways. (1) to express, imply, or provide facts adversely in reverse binary logic.
(2) force feeding non-existing general termed facts into the voids that others generally reason ok -- not to question. No question to prove, or disprove, and thus in error was accepted. In mere learned behavor and habit the fucked up human ways are being continuously done -- the fool is fooled over and over again.

See also: Real Up Human

John is a fucked up human who must always lie and deceive everyone he meets to acheive and maintain his fucked up existance.

by In the Mindway April 30, 2005

let's fucking go

a chant used by aot fandom when they're excited or in denial by the fact that their fav characters are gonna die

A: Are yall ready to see ***** die?

B: No, but LET'S FUCKING GO

Erwin: my soldiers, fight!! my soldiers, scream. MY SOLDIERS, LET'S FUCKING GO

by Ash is sleeping December 6, 2020

Keep Fucking That Chicken

1. To give one bad news in a tender manner.

2. Expressing with softer emotions

During some playful banter with local weatherman Nick Gregory, legendary New York broadcaster Ernie Anastos complimented Gregory, by saying, "It takes a tough man to make a tender forecast, Nick."

Looking confused, Gregory responded, "I guess that's me."

Without missing a beat, Anastos continued, "Keep fucking that chicken."

by Pete LL September 19, 2009

fuck your couch

slang use for: "you've got to be kidding"

Boss: "I need that report by 10 am"
Reply: "Sir, fuck your couch"

by Samir Abdul Hasan December 9, 2008

converse titty fuck

Similar to a titty fuck, only the roles are reversed. Two men and one woman take part. The two men hold their erect penises about three inches apart, while the woman takes one breast and manually shoves it in and out of the space between the two penises.

It is unknown whether any woman actually gains pleasure from the converse titty fuck.

A: "Yeah, I thought she wanted a threesome, but really she just wanted a converse titty fuck!"

B: "You know how those women's-libbers are."

by Helm May 18, 2006

incestuos fucking krauts

THe motherfucking bastards who get payed for our hard graft, who spend their own time shagging each other while doing fuck all and wondering what work is.

That big earred incestuos fucking kraut.
Also known as Prince charles

by SCOTTY May 14, 2003