A dirty Santa Maria is when you give freaky sex to Santa and he cums once a year and only Fucks people named Maria and also loves people named Maria to dip cookies in his cum after santa cums
by Kelvin. D September 30, 2021
Get the Dirty Santa Maria mug.When a woman with copious amounts of pubic hair sits on a man's face and rubs her vagina over his mouth. The dirty part comes in when the woman defecates on the man's face and rubs it over him with her pubies.
by J_FLIZZLE December 15, 2008
Get the Dirty Face Brush mug.While in the shower with the water streaming from your member, you slap your penis towards your belly button creating a stream of dirty dick water for others to enjoy.
by Triplikeeyedo February 21, 2013
Get the Dirty Dick Water mug.Ken Starr "Jesus Christ Pam you smell like a barnyard this morning."
Pam Bondi: "It's not me Ken. Tell Jay to go brush his whore mouth."
Pat Cipollone: "Fucking Dirty Jay Sekulow"
Pam Bondi: "It's not me Ken. Tell Jay to go brush his whore mouth."
Pat Cipollone: "Fucking Dirty Jay Sekulow"
by SarahSandersHuckabuckaBee February 3, 2020
Get the Dirty Jay Sekulow mug.Very similar to a Dirty Sanchez - Reaming a chick from behind (doggy-style) and then rimming her asshole with two fingers with which you run it (fecal matter and all) under her nose as to make a moustache with one finger, while the other shit-covered finger runs under her lower lip. Then, you rim the girl's ass again, and this time, you run both fingers down the side of her mouth down to her chin, making the girl look like a Kung Fu star.
I couldn't stop laughing after I gave your sister a dirty Fu Man Chu - she looked like she liked it.
by Spencer June 20, 2003
Get the Dirty Fu Man Chu mug.Did u see that skrupellos dude fly by on his chopper with my loe lady on the back?? He is a dirty ass white boy!
by chopper freak February 24, 2010
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